Gherkin 🥒
@thelastgherkin.bsky.social
I'm Gherkin, a visibly queer discontent creator and unique vegetable entity in the sphere of toy robots. He/him/his but not a man.
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Rantsona designed by @maiaf.bsky.social!
LINKUS: https://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/links
Happy Doctor Who day! Did you know that, despite the Doctor and/or the TARDIS appearing on eight covers of The Marvel Bumper Comic, the contents of those comics are practically unknown? That's where YOU come in!
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Doctor Who day! Did you know that, despite the Doctor and/or the TARDIS appearing on eight covers of The Marvel Bumper Comic, the contents of those comics are practically unknown? That's where YOU come in!
Attention comics fans! My latest obsession is The Marvel Bumper comic, a late 80s UK anthology comic containing properties as diverse as Doctor Who, The Real Ghostbusters, and Tom & Jerry. And I need YOUR help to raise the money to get these books to me and my scanner!
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November 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Attention comics fans! My latest obsession is The Marvel Bumper comic, a late 80s UK anthology comic containing properties as diverse as Doctor Who, The Real Ghostbusters, and Tom & Jerry. And I need YOUR help to raise the money to get these books to me and my scanner!
ko-fi.com/thelastgherk...
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Gorillaz is a surprisingly sentimental band! Their first album was named after their favourite animal, while their second was named after their co-founder, Demon Album
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Gorillaz is a surprisingly sentimental band! Their first album was named after their favourite animal, while their second was named after their co-founder, Demon Album
If WhatsApp were called Whassuuuuup maybe I'd use it
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If WhatsApp were called Whassuuuuup maybe I'd use it
There's certainly a POSSIBILITY that the TRON Haslab will get 8,823 new backers in five days
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
There's certainly a POSSIBILITY that the TRON Haslab will get 8,823 new backers in five days
(Picard at the food machine) Computer. Troopers, three. [thoughtful pause] Virtual reality
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
(Picard at the food machine) Computer. Troopers, three. [thoughtful pause] Virtual reality
I was on a wiki the other day and there was a gallery page that was just every other frame of the whole episode in png format. Why do they think they need things like that
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I was on a wiki the other day and there was a gallery page that was just every other frame of the whole episode in png format. Why do they think they need things like that
Dr Who wasn't allowed to turn up in Torchwood, due to the risks of exposing impressionable children to shit television
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dr Who wasn't allowed to turn up in Torchwood, due to the risks of exposing impressionable children to shit television
#Transformers AGE OF THE PRIMES Leader Onyx Prime
It's not the fall that kills you...
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It's not the fall that kills you...
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November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
#Transformers AGE OF THE PRIMES Leader Onyx Prime
It's not the fall that kills you...
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It's not the fall that kills you...
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Together, Simon Furman and Andrew Wildman founded Wildfur. Because if they'd called it Manman that'd be stupid
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Together, Simon Furman and Andrew Wildman founded Wildfur. Because if they'd called it Manman that'd be stupid
#Transformers AGE OF THE PRIMES Wreck 'n Doom Collection: Spinister (with Hairsplitter and Singe)
"If Thunderwing beats the creature, the Autobots -- that's fine by me. If he dies -- I'll send flowers!"
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"If Thunderwing beats the creature, the Autobots -- that's fine by me. If he dies -- I'll send flowers!"
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November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#Transformers AGE OF THE PRIMES Wreck 'n Doom Collection: Spinister (with Hairsplitter and Singe)
"If Thunderwing beats the creature, the Autobots -- that's fine by me. If he dies -- I'll send flowers!"
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"If Thunderwing beats the creature, the Autobots -- that's fine by me. If he dies -- I'll send flowers!"
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The guy who created Minecraft is called Notch because it's Notchyo game any more
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The guy who created Minecraft is called Notch because it's Notchyo game any more
I think my childhood development was effected by early exposure to Kootie Pie Koopa
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I think my childhood development was effected by early exposure to Kootie Pie Koopa
I don't see what the big problem is with James Bond dying. Can't he just regenerate again
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I don't see what the big problem is with James Bond dying. Can't he just regenerate again
#Transformers AGE OF THE PRIMES Wreck 'n Doom Collection: Topspin (with Freezeout)
Baku-ten! Attack!
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Baku-ten! Attack!
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November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Baku-ten! Attack!
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Baku-ten! Attack!
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Me latest white whale is the Marvel Bumper Comic. A Marvel UK monthly anthology title that ran for 31 issues plus a special. We know what all the covers look like but the contents are an enigma. There could be all sorts of Combat Colin reprints in them. And I'd buy 'em myself but, well,
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Me latest white whale is the Marvel Bumper Comic. A Marvel UK monthly anthology title that ran for 31 issues plus a special. We know what all the covers look like but the contents are an enigma. There could be all sorts of Combat Colin reprints in them. And I'd buy 'em myself but, well,
#Transformers AGE OF THE PRIMES Deluxe Sideways
Maybe he's just got a trustworthy face.
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Maybe he's just got a trustworthy face.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Maybe he's just got a trustworthy face.
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Maybe he's just got a trustworthy face.
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The Escape key is highly underrated. Try it today on some of your favourite websites
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Escape key is highly underrated. Try it today on some of your favourite websites
Anyone with a year of birth later than mine is a little baby despite all evidence to the contrary
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Anyone with a year of birth later than mine is a little baby despite all evidence to the contrary
I'm the type of guy who owns Mr Blobby's single on two discrete albums
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm the type of guy who owns Mr Blobby's single on two discrete albums
If Cyndi Lauper were in a Victorian workhouse she'd be Cyndi Pauper
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If Cyndi Lauper were in a Victorian workhouse she'd be Cyndi Pauper
If your lock screen has the clock with the two digits of the hour above the two digits of the minutes then you and I will never see eye to eye. No clock readout in history has looked like that
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If your lock screen has the clock with the two digits of the hour above the two digits of the minutes then you and I will never see eye to eye. No clock readout in history has looked like that
Amalgamous has always been "the other one" of the Primes for me. The least to latch onto. A guy defined for his ability to Transform among other Transformers. And I genuinely think he'd endear himself to me more if it were spelled "Amalgamus"
October 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Amalgamous has always been "the other one" of the Primes for me. The least to latch onto. A guy defined for his ability to Transform among other Transformers. And I genuinely think he'd endear himself to me more if it were spelled "Amalgamus"