...it's November now?...oops...I uh... already failed nnn at like ...1 am. XD

Throwback to the time where one of my first exes told asked me what I was into and I said bondage. When I asked her, she said, and I quote, "consensual"...I then asked her what that was supposed to mean and she went "when they consent"...like ...yeah? Id hope so. XD. It'd be rape. Lmao if it wasn't.

I think it's hilarious that I get ads every fucking time on yt for premature ejaculation...the only reason I can think of that EVERY ad is for it, is because of all the porn I look up...like ..yeah I'm a horny guy...it's not like I need to make multiple attempts to cum or that I cum too quickly...

bro...i dont wanna see furries in diapers...that been in my feed 3 times this week...like, if thats ur thing, fine. just plz keep it away from me. i hate that its been in my discover tab 3 times...to me, its just...eww...ya know?

I wont deny that dating a woman is weird...like...i kinda miss dick tbh...but luckily for me...strapons exist uwu

one of the biggest things ive learned from dating a woman is...they dont understand male anatomy...another thing ive learned is...neither do i. XD. like...why does pp get hard?...idk, man!!!! dicks do be weird like that. XD