TheKRockUpdate
@thekrockupdate.bsky.social
Pilot. Scuba diver. Actor… for now.
Our mothers always said to take care with whom we associate ourselves. I’ve had the deepest admiration for US Navy Seals since I heard of them but at the point those guys don’t know it’s both illegal and immoral to murder people clinging to the side of a burning boat, it’s time to reevaluate.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Our mothers always said to take care with whom we associate ourselves. I’ve had the deepest admiration for US Navy Seals since I heard of them but at the point those guys don’t know it’s both illegal and immoral to murder people clinging to the side of a burning boat, it’s time to reevaluate.
Are you or someone you know a Trump voter who is now poised to lose his home or business? Don’t delay! Pick up your phone NOW, and dial:
1 (800) TUF-SHIT
1 (800) TUF-SHIT
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Are you or someone you know a Trump voter who is now poised to lose his home or business? Don’t delay! Pick up your phone NOW, and dial:
1 (800) TUF-SHIT
1 (800) TUF-SHIT
Today, the Trump Administration blocked Harvard University's ability to admit foreign students. MAGA has rightly calculated they can do such things with impunity because Dems lack the spine to reciprocate in kind.
May 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today, the Trump Administration blocked Harvard University's ability to admit foreign students. MAGA has rightly calculated they can do such things with impunity because Dems lack the spine to reciprocate in kind.
@homedepotdeals.bsky.social
I'll tell you what is not a deal at Home Depot: protection plans offered thru SquareTrade, an Allstate Company. A washer I purchased in 2022 which is still under the plan failed on Wednesday.
Called and Home Depot kicked me to SquareTrade.
I'll tell you what is not a deal at Home Depot: protection plans offered thru SquareTrade, an Allstate Company. A washer I purchased in 2022 which is still under the plan failed on Wednesday.
Called and Home Depot kicked me to SquareTrade.
April 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@homedepotdeals.bsky.social
I'll tell you what is not a deal at Home Depot: protection plans offered thru SquareTrade, an Allstate Company. A washer I purchased in 2022 which is still under the plan failed on Wednesday.
Called and Home Depot kicked me to SquareTrade.
I'll tell you what is not a deal at Home Depot: protection plans offered thru SquareTrade, an Allstate Company. A washer I purchased in 2022 which is still under the plan failed on Wednesday.
Called and Home Depot kicked me to SquareTrade.
I’d we are truly living thru the end days of the American republic, let “Trump Did This,” be our epitaph.
April 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’d we are truly living thru the end days of the American republic, let “Trump Did This,” be our epitaph.
@stephruhle.bsky.social
I really appreciate all you do and the manner in which you do it but when do you sleep?
I really appreciate all you do and the manner in which you do it but when do you sleep?
April 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@stephruhle.bsky.social
I really appreciate all you do and the manner in which you do it but when do you sleep?
I really appreciate all you do and the manner in which you do it but when do you sleep?
Sorry to be late to the party but: PRECISELY!
It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them.
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
March 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Sorry to be late to the party but: PRECISELY!
It all makes sense when you remember that Trump's a fucking dope still trying to convince his long father that he's not.
March 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It all makes sense when you remember that Trump's a fucking dope still trying to convince his long father that he's not.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
March 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
The Dow is down 2,800 points since the inauguration. The government is threatening to revoke the protected status 240K Ukrainian refugees. Rep. Al Green was just censured for sassing Trump. Which of these do you imagine I care about?
March 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Dow is down 2,800 points since the inauguration. The government is threatening to revoke the protected status 240K Ukrainian refugees. Rep. Al Green was just censured for sassing Trump. Which of these do you imagine I care about?
Deny Trump the attention. Deny him the ratings. Turn off your TV during tonight’s address.
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Deny Trump the attention. Deny him the ratings. Turn off your TV during tonight’s address.
I fully expected President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to walk into the Oval Office today and fold like a Republican member of Congress. He didn’t. And while I wouldn’t bet on the man’s longevity, I’d bet all I have and all I can borrow on his eventual laudatory place in history.
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraini!
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I fully expected President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to walk into the Oval Office today and fold like a Republican member of Congress. He didn’t. And while I wouldn’t bet on the man’s longevity, I’d bet all I have and all I can borrow on his eventual laudatory place in history.
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraini!
Breaking everything never fixed anything.
February 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Breaking everything never fixed anything.
Migrants, documented and otherwise, have done more to improve life in the U.S. than anyone associated with the Trump administration ever has… Just saying.
January 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Migrants, documented and otherwise, have done more to improve life in the U.S. than anyone associated with the Trump administration ever has… Just saying.
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
January 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
@jerryclarke.bsky.social
Congrats on having walked toward the blue light.
Congrats on having walked toward the blue light.
January 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@jerryclarke.bsky.social
Congrats on having walked toward the blue light.
Congrats on having walked toward the blue light.
Yeah… It’s kinda like that…
January 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yeah… It’s kinda like that…
Congressman Pat Fallon ought to focus on nothing except replacing that toupee because… damn…
December 5, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Congressman Pat Fallon ought to focus on nothing except replacing that toupee because… damn…
Next time they’re looking for a new Olympic event they should consider Kitchen Cleaver Drop. Didn’t even realize I had a forty inch vertical leap.
November 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Next time they’re looking for a new Olympic event they should consider Kitchen Cleaver Drop. Didn’t even realize I had a forty inch vertical leap.
From a decidedly non-British POV, the question is: Do you really want to continue paying for what seems like nothing so much as an elaborate game of dress up UK? If so, have at it but it seems pricey.
King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 PM
From a decidedly non-British POV, the question is: Do you really want to continue paying for what seems like nothing so much as an elaborate game of dress up UK? If so, have at it but it seems pricey.
Yeah. And don’t get it wet.
November 22, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Yeah. And don’t get it wet.
This UNSPECIAL rocks hard.
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
This UNSPECIAL rocks hard.