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Everything that has happened and will happen in this universe is a result of the Big Bang. If we can’t agree on that, there is no reason to have any other conversation.
Just spitballin’ here, but has anyone checked the ICE detention center for Savannah Guthrie’s mom?
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Just spitballin’ here, but has anyone checked the ICE detention center for Savannah Guthrie’s mom?
Why are television commercials becoming three minutes long?
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Why are television commercials becoming three minutes long?
Every church. Every religion. WORLDS! BIGGEST! SCAM!
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Every church. Every religion. WORLDS! BIGGEST! SCAM!
Churches are the world’s biggest scam.
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Churches are the world’s biggest scam.
Witch’s titty.
January 23, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Witch’s titty.
How many people have already forgotten that somewhere there is a picture of Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton’s dick?
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
How many people have already forgotten that somewhere there is a picture of Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton’s dick?
Until Subway brings back $5 Footlongs, the economy is not good. Until Taco Bell brings back 99 cent Bean Burritos, the economy is not good.
January 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Until Subway brings back $5 Footlongs, the economy is not good. Until Taco Bell brings back 99 cent Bean Burritos, the economy is not good.
Most people are too fucking stupid to understand that they are too fucking stupid.
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Most people are too fucking stupid to understand that they are too fucking stupid.
2026 marks the year I will have lived for more time in the 21st Century than I lived in the 20th Century. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
2026 marks the year I will have lived for more time in the 21st Century than I lived in the 20th Century. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Living in America means most of your neighbors believe science is a hoax and religion isn’t.
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Living in America means most of your neighbors believe science is a hoax and religion isn’t.
As a seeker of truth, I denounce all religions; because all religions perpetuate falsities.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
As a seeker of truth, I denounce all religions; because all religions perpetuate falsities.
What I learned from Christianity:
Hate every one who doesn’t believe what you believe and do everything in your power to convert them.
Hate every one who doesn’t believe what you believe and do everything in your power to convert them.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
What I learned from Christianity:
Hate every one who doesn’t believe what you believe and do everything in your power to convert them.
Hate every one who doesn’t believe what you believe and do everything in your power to convert them.
The word Agnostic means Doubt. Doubt is needed for Progress. Without Doubt, there is no Change.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The word Agnostic means Doubt. Doubt is needed for Progress. Without Doubt, there is no Change.
The smell of a blown out candle is better than any scent you can create for a candle.
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The smell of a blown out candle is better than any scent you can create for a candle.
None so deaf as those that choose not to hear.
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
None so deaf as those that choose not to hear.
Politely telling someone they are wrong:
You may have that opinion, but I strongly encourage you to critically analyze the thought process that led you to it.
You may have that opinion, but I strongly encourage you to critically analyze the thought process that led you to it.
October 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Politely telling someone they are wrong:
You may have that opinion, but I strongly encourage you to critically analyze the thought process that led you to it.
You may have that opinion, but I strongly encourage you to critically analyze the thought process that led you to it.
It’s disturbing how MAGA sucks on Trump’s dick like it’s their only source of nutrition.
September 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s disturbing how MAGA sucks on Trump’s dick like it’s their only source of nutrition.
Is this gonna turn out to be the MAGA equivalent of an east coast/west coast gangsta rap war where the Charlie Kirk people take out Nick Fuentes, leading to a series of back and forth retaliation? #fingerscrossed #magaonmagacrime #grabthepopcorn
September 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Is this gonna turn out to be the MAGA equivalent of an east coast/west coast gangsta rap war where the Charlie Kirk people take out Nick Fuentes, leading to a series of back and forth retaliation? #fingerscrossed #magaonmagacrime #grabthepopcorn
Imagine E.T. saying “Elliot”, but replace “Elliot” with “Idiot”; whenever I hear a Republican speak, that’s what I hear in my head.
September 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Imagine E.T. saying “Elliot”, but replace “Elliot” with “Idiot”; whenever I hear a Republican speak, that’s what I hear in my head.
Hear me out.. the only way you can truly prove to a Christian that there is no afterlife is to, well, you know. From my POV he was asking for it. And I’m certain he was proved wrong.
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hear me out.. the only way you can truly prove to a Christian that there is no afterlife is to, well, you know. From my POV he was asking for it. And I’m certain he was proved wrong.
No toleration for lies.
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
No toleration for lies.
Let the Revolution begin.
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Let the Revolution begin.
It’s a shame that most people will never realize how stupid they are.
August 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s a shame that most people will never realize how stupid they are.
In addition to the Epstein files, I would also like to see the files on the ear-splitting assassination attempt.
August 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In addition to the Epstein files, I would also like to see the files on the ear-splitting assassination attempt.
Teach those that want to be taught; Call out those that want to stay stupid.
August 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Teach those that want to be taught; Call out those that want to stay stupid.