I have arrived in Italy and I regret to report everyone is gorgeous, insane face cards flying around for zero reason, even the twink at the hotel desk is hot, what is in the water in this country, I feel like an english troll from under a bridge

one thing I have learned on this trip is that if you ask for food in a way they don't approve of the Italians will literally ignore you and make it the way they think you should like it, which is very funny and I regret to say they were in every case correct

Muscle pigs enjoy having their muscles painted in cum. It’s the best way to show a muscle pig you enjoy their hard work.

Sling ropes on their cow tits, fat nipples, and their rock-hard abs. Or thrust your cock under their pits, in between their thighs and their biceps.

Muscle pigs live to serve.

The whole “protect the bears from Ozempic” was funny but the fact that it’s still around makes me worried that guys are actually encouraging big boys to not lose weight and get healthier if they choose.

“My boner is more important than your health” is how it comes off.

New tee design on my Redbubble!
For all you chaotic bastards to wear this Pride Month 🧱🏳️‍🌈
#pride #pridemonth

Weretober2025 Day 1 - Wolf

Enjoy it hot and steamy after your workout :)

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Gravitational Lensing

By @noswift.art 😸💫

Getting the woof ready for sculpt. 🐺

watching wheel of time s3 with my husband and *he* thinks Moiraine is giving wine mom on vacation in italy with her adult kids who are disappointments to her, and *I* think that the hat deserves its own emmy, every week when the hat appears we cheer

This Pride, I'm embracing my inner chaos and mayhem
🎵Judas - Lady Gaga

If you want your Daddy to flood your mouth with his load then you need to work for it.

Look him in the eyes. Shove yourself into his crotch. Worship his cock with your spit. Kiss his toes and thighs. And when he feeds you, swirl the load around before you swallow.

A couple of my favourite Metallica posters that they asked me to do for their 40th anniversary show! Really enjoyed these, it was such an honour!

TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
-drawn in 2021

Forever and always - Fuck TERFs.

we have an ongoing debate in our D&D game about different cultural modes of teleportation ie. elves step through spacetime, humans rip open a hole, orcs think so hard they briefly stop existing, etc. and we have decided that dwarves just accelerate really fast in one direction

DWARF 1: well lord Balin is dead, there are hordes of murderous goblins in the next room and no way to the surface, we're basically dead
DWARF 2: you know what this means
DWARF 1: build an elegant 50 foot tomb for balin with custom etching and a promenade
DWARF 2: custom tomb. promenade.

one of the perks of being at my D&D table is that if you mention it often enough and do the face 🥺 I will eventually give in and write brief in-universe smut for your character to read, on the strict understanding that "The Thrusting Lizard Prince, Vol. II" never makes its way onto the internet

#xmen #magneto #resist