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The Kinkery
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Online shop of handmade BDSM toys from impact play to wax play; specializing in weapons of ass destruction & other kinky fuckery

By John Brownstone (he/him) and Kayla Lords (she/her)

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Check out the Resin Inlay paddles we finished and shipped this week in natural light.

Shown here:
🍑 Black Walnut with a red crescent moon design
🍑 Black Walnut with a rose gold puppy paw design
🍑 Black Walnut with a rose gold moon phase design

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Kayla holding a small Resin Inlay paddle made in Black Walnut, a dark brown wood, in natural light. The paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a crescent moon cut all the way through the wood and filled with red resin. A red and black multicolor paracord is wrapped around the handle. Kayla holding a small Resin Inlay paddle made in Black Walnut, a dark brown wood, in natural light. The paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a puppy paw cut all the way through the wood and filled with rose gold resin. Rose gold paracord is wrapped around the handle. Kayla holding a large Resin Inlay paddle made in Black Walnut, a dark brown wood, in natural light. The paddle is 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is half an inch thick. Down the length of the paddle is a moon phase design (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) cut all the way through the wood and filled with rose gold resin. A pink and black multicolor paracord is wrapped around the handle.
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Check out each resin handle up close - the blue one glows 👀

The purple and gray really shocked us!

These handles are made for our Delrin canes, available in two sizes: a whippy, stingy 1/4-inch and a thuddy, burning 3/8-inch

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Five Delrin canes in a row. Each cane is about 21 inches long (16 inch white Delrin, 5 inch resin handle). The handle is about .75 inches in diameter at the top where it attaches to the Delrin and widens to about an inch in diameter at the bottom. The 1st and the 5th cane are made with 3/8-inch thick Delrin, and the three middle canes are made with 1/4-inch Delrin. The handles, from left to right: purple and gray with glitter, true blue with glitter and glow in the dark, red and black times three. Close up of the purple and gray resin handle. The swirls look like stripes of black, silver, and purple Close up of the true blue and glow in the dark resin handle in full light. The most visible color is the true blue. Close up of the true blue and glow in the dark resin handle in dark light. The glow in the dark resin is bright green in the dark and is much more prominent than the true blue resin.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Check out this week's finished Resin Inlay paddles!

Red was a popular color this week.

The paddle's total length is 18 inches - 12 inches of paddle that can hit both 🍑 cheeks at one time. And yes, it hurts as much as you think it does.

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Four large wooden paddles in a row, all made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood. Each paddle has a design cut out of the wood and filled with resin, as well as paracord wrapped around the handle. Each paddle is 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. From left to right, the designs and paracords are: two red resin hearts with red and black paracord; two red resin hearts with red and black paracord; red resin moon phase design (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) with red and black paracord; and purple resin moon phase design with purple and black paracord
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Currently available in Maple and Cherry.

Both are light enough for plenty of sting but the Maple has a little extra weight for the smallest bit of thud.

If you take a big enough swing, you'll probably knock the breath out of whoever is on the receiving end. 😈

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Close up of the paddle area of the Cherry hairbrush paddle to show off an interesting curved line grain pattern. Cherry is a light red-orange brown wood. The hairbrush paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle, 6 inch handle). The paddle area is 3.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Close up of the paddle area of the Maple hairbrush paddle to show off an interesting curved line grain pattern. Maple is a cream colored wood. It's called Curly Maple because of an interesting shimmer in the wood grain. The hairbrush paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle, 6 inch handle). The paddle area is 3.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Close up side view of the paddle area of the Cherry paddle to show off the thickness of the paddle. The hairbrush paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle, 6 inch handle). The paddle area is 3.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Close up side view of the paddle area of the Maple paddle to show off the thickness of the paddle. The hairbrush paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle, 6 inch handle). The paddle area is 3.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Want a satisfying smack that covers plenty of 🍑 cheek? Try our Oversized Hairbrush paddle!

This paddle was inspired by large hairbrushes that are fun for spankings. I (Kayla) couldn't find one I liked so JB made us this paddle instead!

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November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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We carry three sizes of Delrin canes.

The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.

Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.

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November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Delrin canes have been known to make people scream in the best way possible.

The thinner the Delrin, the bendier it is - giving you extra leverage for impact.

From bendiest to less bendy: mini Delrin, 1/4", 3/8"

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The mini Delrin is bent fully in half The 1/4" Delrin is bent almost in half but has a wider curve/arc due to it's size Close up of the barely there bend of the 3/8" Delrin
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Looking for a quiet impact play toy? Canes make very little noise. It's the person getting hit with it making a lot of noise that you need to worry about. 😈

**We've extended our anniversary sale for this weekend! Save 15% off thru Sunday, November 2 - no coupon code required!**

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Three delrin canes in a row. From left to right: Mini Delrin, 1/4" Delrin, 3/8"Delrin. Each one has a wooden handle. The Mini Delrin is about 14 inches long - 11 inches of Delrin, 3 inches for the handle. The 1/4" and 3/8" are both about 21 inches long (15 inches of Delrin, 6 inches for the handle) Close up of the just over 3mm thick Delrin for the mini cane Close up of the 1/4" Delrin Close up of the 3/8" Delrin
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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🎶 One of these is not like the others 🎶 Purple might be the favorite but that red is 🔥

We extended our anniversary sale for this weekend only. Now is the perfect time to order a Resin Inlay paddle!

Save 15% thru Nov 2. No coupon code required. Discount applied at checkout.

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Four large wooden paddles. The paddle on the left is made of Maple, a creamy beige wood, and the other three are made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood. Each paddle is 18 inches long (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Each paddle has a moon phase design cut out of the wood and filled with resin - as well as paracord wrapped around the handle. The moon phase design is crescent, half, full, half, crescent. From left to right: red resin and a red/black multicolor paracord; purple resin and purple paracord; the next two are both purple resin and a purple/black multicolor paracord.
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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We carry three sizes of Delrin canes.

The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.

Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.

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October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Delrin canes have been known to make people scream in the best way possible.

The thinner the Delrin, the bendier it is - giving you extra leverage for impact.

From bendiest to less bendy: mini Delrin, 1/4", 3/8"

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The mini Delrin is bent fully in half The 1/4" Delrin is bent almost in half but has a wider curve/arc due to it's size Close up of the barely there bend of the 3/8" Delrin
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Looking for a quiet impact play toy? Canes make very little noise. It's the person getting hit with it making a lot of noise that you need to worry about. 😈

**We've extended our anniversary sale for this weekend! Save 15% off thru Sunday, November 2 - no coupon code required!**

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Three delrin canes in a row. From left to right: Mini Delrin, 1/4" Delrin, 3/8"Delrin. Each one has a wooden handle. The Mini Delrin is about 14 inches long - 11 inches of Delrin, 3 inches for the handle. The 1/4" and 3/8" are both about 21 inches long (15 inches of Delrin, 6 inches for the handle) Close up of the just over 3mm thick Delrin for the mini cane Close up of the 1/4" Delrin Close up of the 3/8" Delrin
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Our Anniversary sale is a great time to try a wooden knife! Save 15% thru tomorrow (October 28)!

Why would anyone use a wooden knife? There are plenty of reasons - for wax play, sensation play, even a form of 🔪 for anyone who's not comfortable with a real blade.

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Side view of the skinner wooden knife to show the curve of the blade and the point of tip Close up of the straight edge and tip of the skinner wooden knife Side view of the straight edge on the original wooden wax play knife with a few of the sharp tip Angled view of the original wooden wax play knife to show the sharp tip
October 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Our current batch of Thick Sticks are made with Black Walnut, a dark brown wood with a laminated Maple handle. They're about an inch wide and half an inch thick.

Save 15% thru October 28 - no coupon code required; discount applied at checkout.

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October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Thick Sticks are a cross between a cane and a paddle and they're BACK IN STOCK - just in time for our Anniversary sale!!

Thick Sticks bring the burn, the sting, and (potentially) the marks. The edges are NOT rounded, so you'll definitely feel them.

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Five Thick Sticks in a row. Each one is made with Black Walnut for the paddle area, and the handle is Maple, a creamy beige wood. Each Thick Stick is about 18 inches long - 13 inch paddle length, 5 inch handle length. The Thick Stick is about an inch wide and half an inch thick, except at the handle where it's 1 to 1.25 inches thick. Close up of the tip of the Thick Stick to show the straight edges and rounded tip. Close up of the handle to show how the Black Walnut is sandwiched between the pieces of Maple wood.
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Our Anniversary sale is the perfect time to order a Resin Inlay paddle! Save 15% off, no coupon code required.

This is what we finished this week!

🍑 Purple hearts in Maple
🍑 Purple moon phase in Maple
🍑 Purple moon phase in Black Walnut
🍑 Black moon phase in Black Walnut

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Four large wooden paddles. Two on the left are made of Maple, a light brown, beige wood. Two on the right are made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood. Each paddle is 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide, and the entire paddle is about half an inch thick. The paddle on the left has two hearts, set equidistant apart on the paddle area. The hearts are filled with purple resin. The handle is wrapped in a purple and black multi-color paracord. The next three paddles are have a moon phase design that runs the length of the paddle (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) and each paddle has paracord wrapped around the handle. From left to right: purple resin and purple/black paracord; purple resin and purple/black paracord; and black resin and black paracord.
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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We've got a limited quantity restock of Halloween diabolicals in time for our Anniversary sale including ghost diabolical sticks!

Save 15% thru Oct 28. No coupon code needed. Discount applied at checkout

This ghost design is being retired and won't be back next year.

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Five diabolical sticks each with a ghost in white resin for the tip and a black resin handle. There are three ghost styles, each in a different post. The first is a happy, smiling ghost with its arms raised. The next two are confused ghosts with their mouth open in an O shape with their arms raised, and the final two look like ghosts floating or moving forward while haunting. No arms are visible and their mouths are open to indicate moaning. Each ghost tip is about two inches tall and one to two inches wide. Close up of the smiling, happy ghost with arms raised Close up of the confused ghost with arms raised as if asking a question Close up of floating, haunting ghost that looks like it's moaning
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Shown here, in order:

🍑 Pocket Paddle made of Maple, Etimoe, and Paduak
🍑 Slapstick made of Paduak
🍑 Pounder made of Etimoe
🍑 Ass Beater Jr made of Maple
🍑 Oversized Hairbrush made of Curly Maple
🍑 Rough Rider made of Black Walnut

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October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Our wooden paddles don't always get as much love as they deserve so consider this a 🍑 smacking appreciation post!

Save 15% off during our 5th Anniversary sale now thru October 28, 2025! No coupon code needed. Discount applied at checkout!

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Six paddles in a row, each one a different style and wood. Left to right: Pocket paddle made of Etimoe, Maple, and Paduak; Slapstick made of Paduak (a vibrant red wood); Pounder made of Etimoe, an orange-brown wood; Ass Beater Jr made of Maple, a beige wood; Oversized Hairbrush Paddle made of Curly Maple, a beige wood with shimmery horizontal lines in the grain; Rough Rider made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood Close up of the Pocket Paddle Close up side view of the Slapstick Close up of the Rough Rider to show the side of the paddle with knots
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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These are our MEANEST toys. That's why we call them Evil Sticks and Diabolical Sticks. 😈

Marks are never guaranteed but these can leave them on folks who mark easily.

The rod is 3mm carbon fiber rod. The tips and black handles are made with resin.

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October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Check out this up close look at the Rough Rider

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October 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Rough Riders are "rough" for a few reasons.

First, there's the scratchy hemp rope.

Then there are those knots on one side of the paddle.

The lines of rope don't always have to hurt, unless a Top with a mean streak rubs them over sensitive skin 😈

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Three Rough Riders side by side. Each made of different wood, left to right: Maple (beige, cream color), Black Walnut (dark brown), and Cherry (red-orange-brown). The Maple and Cherry paddles show the side with nine horizontal lines of rope that have been woven through holes drilled down each vertical side of the paddle. The Black Walnut in the middle shows the side with two knots (top left, bottom right) and 8 short vertical lines of rope where it's been woven through the holes drilled down the vertical side of each paddle. Each paddle is 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 3 inches wide with rounded corners, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The paddle without the rope is about .33 inches thick. With the rope, it's closer to .75 inches thick. The knots stick out about .75 inches from the wood. Close side view of the Maple Rough Rider to show the two sides and how thick it is with the addition of the rope A close up of the Black Walnut Rough Rider to show the side with knots (top left, bottom right) and the short vertical lines of woven rope Close up of the Cherry Rough Rider to show the horizontal lines of rope across one side. One of the knots is visible even at this angle.
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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You can expect plenty of smack and sting with these paddles made of Black Walnut. And if you aim just right, this paddle will hit both 🍑 cheeks at once!

(JB likes to hold it like a baseball bat to make a bigger 💥 impact 💥)

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Kayla holding the dark green resin moon phase paddle in natural light Kayla holding the purple resin moon phase paddle in natural light Kayla holding the glow in the dark crescent moon paddle in natural light
October 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Is anyone else getting Halloween vibes from these paddles?

These are all large Resin Inlay paddles. Two in the moon phase design (dark green and purple) and one in the crescent moon design (glow in the dark).

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Three large Resin Inlay paddles made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood in full, bright light. Each paddle is 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch paddle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide, and the entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Each paddle has a design cut all the way through the wood and refilled with resin, as well as paracord wrapped around the handle. The first two paddles (from the left) have a moon phase design (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) and the paddle on the right has two crescent moons set equidistant across the length of the paddle. The paddle on the left is in a dark green resin with black paracord. The paddle in the center is purple resin with a purple and black multicolor paracord. The paddle on the right is glow in the dark resin, which looks milky and translucent in full light with a neon pink paracord. Three large Resin Inlay paddles made of Black Walnut, a dark brown wood in the dark. Each paddle is 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch paddle length). The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide, and the entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Each paddle has a design cut all the way through the wood and refilled with resin, as well as paracord wrapped around the handle. The first two paddles (from the left) have a moon phase design (crescent, half, full, half, crescent) and the paddle on the right has two crescent moons set equidistant across the length of the paddle. The paddle on the left is in a dark green resin with black paracord. The paddle in the center is purple resin with a purple and black multicolor paracord. The paddle on the right is glow in the dark resin, which looks bright green in the dark with a neon pink paracord.
October 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Check out the glow on that crescent moon! 😍

Paddles at this size in Black walnut tend to have a great smack with plenty of sting.

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October 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM