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King of AAAALL of Scandinavia
@thekingofscandi.bsky.social
Undisputed king of all of Scandinavia.
Bow down before me, King Frederik X of Denmark, king whatever of Sweden and chieftain of Norway.

Plans to rule the world are still in the works.
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I think the @bsky.app is Anti-Scottish with their name. Taunting a people who've only heard of 'blue skies' in olden tales and myths.
Genuinely made headline news in Ireland one time, when they had sunlight for two weeks straight.
Uuuuuh, måske tilbaws til Vestegnen? #Brøndby
bold.dk/fodbold/klub...
Andreas Maxsø er på klubjagt
Andreas Maxsø forlader Colorado Rapids, siger klubbens præsident.
bold.dk
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Åh nej, nogle Jensens Bøfhus steder lukker rundt om i landet. Hvor skal staklerne i Viborg og Holstebro dog så gå hen, hvis de gerne vil have diarré?
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I guder, hvor er det dog elendigt dommerarbejde! Ingen fordel, og ikke noget gult kort! #sldk #biffcm
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Them: "Trump is the great-"
Me: Booooooh! 😠
Them: "Trump is the gre-"
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! 😠
Them: "JUDD TRUMP IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!!!! 😡 "
Me: "... Ohmygod, you like snooker too? ☺️😊😀"
August 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nåh, der kom vi ned på jorden igen. #Brøndby #sldk
August 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Egentlig ret vildt, at der er kommet et rødt kort, før der kom et gult kort til Poulsen 😝
#sldk #agffcm
August 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ej, hvor har jeg dog bare lyst til det skal gå Fredericia godt i Superligaen! #sldk #fcffcn
July 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
#London has a company called TootBus? As in FartBus?
Have you considered another signature morning dish than beans on toast? It's beans and starch; no wonder everyone's farting!
July 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Genuine headline in Denmark:
"Anonymous series-crocheter at large on Lolland".
#HopefulNews #NewsCanBeFunToo!
nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2025...
Anonym seriehækler på spil på Lolland
En hemmelig kunstner vækker i disse dage glæde med sine hæklede kunstværker. Håbet er, at kunstværkerne kan skaffe ny julebelysning til byen.
nyheder.tv2.dk
July 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So few Europeans are travelling to the US, that @flysas.com has had to lower prices on tickets to the US.
Of course Europeans aren't travelling to the US; all the good, sweet and kind service staff have been deported. All that are left are rude Americans, who couldn't get chosen over an illegal.
June 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bischoff 😀
#UKRDEN #U21EM
June 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Væk mig, når det er juli måned! 😫😫😫😫😫😫 #Brøndby
May 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
At høre @radio4dk.bsky.social lige inden frokost er altid godt; de har lige snakket om koalaer, der skider sine nyfødte i munden. Sult kureret! #Vægttab
May 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I det mindste er det da ikke i allersidste runde vi smider mesterskabet, #Brøndby.
Men så må vi jo jagte pokaltitlen i stedet!
#sldk #biffck
May 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hvad er det for en sang der bliver spillet når FCN scorer? #sldk #fcnfcm
April 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Noah NarYAY! Fuck ja! Sådan!!!!! #bifrfc #sldk
April 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Udelukkende Brøndby-spillere der har scoret... #justsaying #bifrfc #sldk

(at én af dem er en tidligere en er ubetydeligt...)
April 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Kampens spiller i #BIFFCN?
#Brøndby #sldk
April 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
5 kampe, 22 mål. Hold da op, der bliver scoret mange mål i #sldk for tiden! 😯🤤
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Jeg synes godt nok det er en gevaldigt slap linje fra disciplinærinstansen KUN at give Ramaj én ekstra dags karantæne; sølle tre dage for en skalle! #sldk
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
GUUUUUD, Daniel Agger er iklædt en canadisk smoking!
Dobbel-denim! #Totalfodbold
April 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Meet Anthony Schmidt, a 16-year-old with #autism who turns #miniature #cars into life-sized works of #art through his incredible #photography
April 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Noah NarYAY! #yellowbluesky #fckbif
April 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Den larmende stilhed der er i Parken, når de blå-gule bringer sig foran, og der ingen Brøndbyfans er... det er sådan noget jeg tænker på, hvis jeg lige mangler det sidste for at komme.
Ohi gjorde det i 2023 og nu Kvistgaarden i 2025 🤤
#yellowbluesky #fckbif 💛💙
April 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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😂🤣😂
March 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM