"Fuck you man, you already read it. Lemme have it." "No! I don't give a fuck if i read it already! You haven't read it so what do you care??? Not like you know what you're missing!" -overheard in a library, in hushed voices, between two boys old enough to vote. It was a DragonBall Z book.

"But I didn't think the face-eating snakes were going to eat MY face!!"

The cybertruck is their pink Cadillac

That episode. Sheesh.

We should probably do more of these.