@thekevincarlson.bsky.social
Candidate for Pope, Famous Adventuring Archeologist, Observer, Complainer, Wannabe Change Agent, Winter of Brat
If you see a Metro Wireless holiday ad with a catchy tune, please know that song is "Booty City" by the great Black Joe Lewis. The song is not about wireless service
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you see a Metro Wireless holiday ad with a catchy tune, please know that song is "Booty City" by the great Black Joe Lewis. The song is not about wireless service
I learned John Oliver @lastweektonight.com is younger than I am and I'm kinda devastated. He's an OLD MAN!
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I learned John Oliver @lastweektonight.com is younger than I am and I'm kinda devastated. He's an OLD MAN!
This could take awhile, but maybe if every woman that ever laughed at or dunked on Liddle Stephen Miller called to reassure him it was them, not him, maybe we could get back to normal.
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This could take awhile, but maybe if every woman that ever laughed at or dunked on Liddle Stephen Miller called to reassure him it was them, not him, maybe we could get back to normal.
I've always been intrigued by the song "Cherry Pie" from Warrant. At the height of 80's hair metal debauchery these guys come out with an ode to baked goods. Embarrassing.
August 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've always been intrigued by the song "Cherry Pie" from Warrant. At the height of 80's hair metal debauchery these guys come out with an ode to baked goods. Embarrassing.
I had to log on today just to marvel at the insanity. Half the country lost their minds over a logo? A 55 year old slop house is woven into American Culture? It's younger than the Civil Rights Act yet they had no problem shitting all over that. Sounds about white.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I had to log on today just to marvel at the insanity. Half the country lost their minds over a logo? A 55 year old slop house is woven into American Culture? It's younger than the Civil Rights Act yet they had no problem shitting all over that. Sounds about white.
Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. BEEFCAKE!
August 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. BEEFCAKE!
Declare independence from fascism. Hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Republicans are spineless, that they have abdicated their duties and betrayed our country. They have no respect for mankind and are ignorant of the creator they claim to love. We do NOT consent to government by cowards
July 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Declare independence from fascism. Hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Republicans are spineless, that they have abdicated their duties and betrayed our country. They have no respect for mankind and are ignorant of the creator they claim to love. We do NOT consent to government by cowards
@barrymanilow1.bsky.social has 80 followers on Bluesky and it looks like his team gave up. Is there anyone out there to share this and correct this injustice? #Manilow #bluesky #share Could it be Magic?
June 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@barrymanilow1.bsky.social has 80 followers on Bluesky and it looks like his team gave up. Is there anyone out there to share this and correct this injustice? #Manilow #bluesky #share Could it be Magic?
I wouldn't be too worried. Holy wars are usually brief and end up benefiting all involved.
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I wouldn't be too worried. Holy wars are usually brief and end up benefiting all involved.
Step 1. Build unregulated underground tunnels.
Step 2. Fill them with vehicles prone to lithium fires and explosions.
Step 3. Add drunk people.
If anything goes wrong "Just pay a fine".
www.propublica.org/article/elon...
Step 2. Fill them with vehicles prone to lithium fires and explosions.
Step 3. Add drunk people.
If anything goes wrong "Just pay a fine".
www.propublica.org/article/elon...
Elon Musk’s Boring Company Is Tunneling Beneath Las Vegas With Little Oversight
Given Musk’s role advising President-elect Donald Trump on ways to slash regulations and government oversight, Boring and the Vegas Loop project might be a harbinger for the country.
www.propublica.org
May 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Step 1. Build unregulated underground tunnels.
Step 2. Fill them with vehicles prone to lithium fires and explosions.
Step 3. Add drunk people.
If anything goes wrong "Just pay a fine".
www.propublica.org/article/elon...
Step 2. Fill them with vehicles prone to lithium fires and explosions.
Step 3. Add drunk people.
If anything goes wrong "Just pay a fine".
www.propublica.org/article/elon...
Love going out to @livingcolour.com @vurnt22.bsky.social @coreyglover.bsky.social @willcalhoun.bsky.social @dougwimbish.bsky.social and Muzz Skillings on 30 years of Vivid. That album changed my life. No hyperbole.
May 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Love going out to @livingcolour.com @vurnt22.bsky.social @coreyglover.bsky.social @willcalhoun.bsky.social @dougwimbish.bsky.social and Muzz Skillings on 30 years of Vivid. That album changed my life. No hyperbole.
I grow increasingly concerned I have not yet been called to Rome.
April 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I grow increasingly concerned I have not yet been called to Rome.
I'm still baffled that #Oprah gets a pass for the evil dipshits she helped unleash. Once you promote "Dr" Phil, we should no longer give a shit about what books you read. Has she ever even just said "My bad. Those are on me"?
April 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm still baffled that #Oprah gets a pass for the evil dipshits she helped unleash. Once you promote "Dr" Phil, we should no longer give a shit about what books you read. Has she ever even just said "My bad. Those are on me"?
Nine years. Dude certainly seemed to know when to get out, but it hurts for the rest of us.
April 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Nine years. Dude certainly seemed to know when to get out, but it hurts for the rest of us.
Can anyone confirm Frank didn't die as a result of seeing what Vance did to the Vatican couches?
April 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Can anyone confirm Frank didn't die as a result of seeing what Vance did to the Vatican couches?
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
10/20
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
10/20
April 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
10/20
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
10/20
My jealousy of #RyanGosling has come full circle. I wanted to punch the guy that got all the love for weak roles, then grudging acceptance after Blade Runner 2049 and wanting to hang after Barbie. Now Star Wars too? Punch right in the face. Leave something for the rest of us!
April 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My jealousy of #RyanGosling has come full circle. I wanted to punch the guy that got all the love for weak roles, then grudging acceptance after Blade Runner 2049 and wanting to hang after Barbie. Now Star Wars too? Punch right in the face. Leave something for the rest of us!
When presented with physical evidence of achievement and greatness by a predominantly minority group, famed couch enthusiast and eye model JD Vance attempts to claim it as his own and destroys it. This is America.
April 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When presented with physical evidence of achievement and greatness by a predominantly minority group, famed couch enthusiast and eye model JD Vance attempts to claim it as his own and destroys it. This is America.
This is the 41st year in a row I have been left off the card at Wrestlemania.
April 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This is the 41st year in a row I have been left off the card at Wrestlemania.
Next level:
April 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Next level:
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
9/20
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
9/20
April 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
9/20
#musicsky #musicchallenge
#20albums20days
#vinylcommunity
9/20