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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈
@thekeithiest.bsky.social
Gen X. Social Outcast. Bi AF. Fueled by caffeine and pettiness. Bard and player of musical things. OG #KHive
Basically twins. #spreadlove
July 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sister love. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
July 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Riley did really good at the new community dog wash place.

And now, for your approval, it’s:

PIBBLE IN A BATHROBE!
July 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sunday morning motivation.
July 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We did almost 2 miles this morning, had multiple poos, countless pees, chased a bird and a squirrel, and now it’s doggo TV time.

GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY FRIDAY!
July 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning. Remember, it’s never too early for that first nap.
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That felt amazing
July 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m wearing Sacos.

Your argument is invalid.
July 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When it doubt, make a quesadilla.
July 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Breakfast and some tunes.
July 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Riley hiding behind her pillow from the fireworks. 🫠
July 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
More little kitchen upgrades.

This made me a little moist. Not gonna lie.
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Y’all don’t even know.

My life-defining marriage-ending gut-bombing sausage gravy and biscuits with hash browns and scrambled eggs.
July 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My dog is a seal. Your argument is invalid.
July 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Timeline cleanser.
July 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Woke from a nap starving.

Brinner it is!
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Garage man cave v1.0
June 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Post a picture of yourself from another era.
June 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Good morning. Coffee on the deck after a morning walk with Riley Roo.

Hoping you have plenty of dogs and love in your world. 🫶🏻🐾
June 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Hung curtains in a corner. That was a nightmare because of that HVAC return soffit.

Please clap.
June 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Grilled bacon, egg and cheese on sourdough. 🫶🏻

Welcome to the weekend.
June 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh. Damn.
June 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yay me. 😎
June 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🎼 “I’M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL!”
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Happy Tuesday.

Sorry I don’t have any trolling or doom and gloom to add to the already exhausting timeline on here.
June 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM