The Kackling Kraken 🦑
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The Kackling Kraken 🦑
@thekacklingkraken.bsky.social
Theme Park enthusiast. Lover of PlayStation and Dark Souls 3. Always laughing at something 😂 He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️

*safe space for EVERYONE social justice for ALL*
…after visiting Epic Universe sure
July 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This would’ve been my reply which is why I don’t work customer facing jobs. Hate uncivilized open mouth chewing Neanderthals so much lol
a picture of two puppets with the words " you shut your mouth before i shut it for you "
ALT: a picture of two puppets with the words " you shut your mouth before i shut it for you "
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March 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I’m glad you’re up! I’m sorry for your post-op discomfort. Keep comfy and happy healing!
February 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m sorry for the grief you’re experiencing Mantle. I wish you peace and clarity 💚
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
So yall coming over or nah? 🥹
January 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The Stella Nova and Pop Century are the same buildings but the Dicksney fucks don’t have that energy for their shithole lol makes me laugh every time
January 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I wonder who cleans that glass and when lol
January 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m really sorry for your loss and grief. Much love to you and your memories of Opal 🐶🕊️
January 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
With Youtube subtitles we’ll be just fine 😂😂😂
January 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t relate! Weirdos 😂😂😂
December 18, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Is that why our gen (millennials) are 60% furries 🤣 no! Lmfaoo
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Bullshit! I always thought Adam was handsome and a damn shame we didn’t some more of him but in his dirty dog mode 😂
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Even better 😂😂 fuck him! He wouldn’t know imagination if it poked him in the eye with the Capn’s Hook
a cartoon of a pirate playing a piano and saying dramatic pirate noise
ALT: a cartoon of a pirate playing a piano and saying dramatic pirate noise
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December 13, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Frame it and hang it over a urinal where it belongs
December 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Fellow musician! I could never tune a timpani lol. My ass stayed Bass Clarinet for a reason 😂
December 12, 2024 at 10:05 PM
But they both taste like blubbery skin dipped in battery acid to me 🤢🤣🤣
December 12, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Not to my tastebuds 🤢😂😂 idk why. I’ll eat anything BUT those 2 things 🤣
December 12, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Former food service worker here!just ask. I would either gladly explain in detail or say “nah don’t eat it, eat this instead”. But it’s never a bother when you’re just asking. Food workers are the pickiest mfers when it comes to their own food I swear 😂 I am lol. NO pickles or olives for me 🤢🤣
December 12, 2024 at 10:38 AM