This is genuinely a beautiful story.

Are there any other ologists I should know about?

If you put it in your bio, you're legally protected against the scams. In the old days you would have to hang a protective rune above your computor, but now the technology is here.

All the same, would

🔨🔨

To get to the other side

That cannot be right, lying is illegal.

I'm worried this photograpger doesn't have the spirit of forgiveness in his heart and soul is all

That's true, we need to push this narrative.

This works in court with anything by the way, but I don't want anyone to know that.

Wait a second, that's not on... HRRNNNGGGG!!!

That's illegal now. I just made it illegal. You're welcome.

Also I shit myself :(

would

Yeah and that FUCKER "lightening" Mcqueen fucked my fucking wife, so put that in there as one of your reasons to explode all cars with a giant laser, I'm down for that. I don't even know how it worked anatomically. I'm making cars illegal right this minute! What the fuck will the babies look like?

I have a gavel, but you don't have a crime here, so bonk law dictates no bonk for you. I don't want to have to explain this shit again.

Don't juj me, I'm the only one doing the jujing around here, bucko

would

actually, this is promoting arson. but I won't pronounce you guilty because it is funny.