Josie Oakley (PIT)
@thejosieoakley.bsky.social
commonly out canoodling
Had a lovely week break recently! I'm sorry to report that I only managed one photo.
I guess I too busy being 'in the moment' and 'spending time with family' and all that nonsense. I deprived all of you!
I guess I too busy being 'in the moment' and 'spending time with family' and all that nonsense. I deprived all of you!
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Had a lovely week break recently! I'm sorry to report that I only managed one photo.
I guess I too busy being 'in the moment' and 'spending time with family' and all that nonsense. I deprived all of you!
I guess I too busy being 'in the moment' and 'spending time with family' and all that nonsense. I deprived all of you!
I leave free souvenirs! 😇
Indeed you offer a number of unanticipated services. For example, through you I have learned a stunningly gratifying (though wildly expensive) method for accidentally building a small collection of hair ties in my kitchen, over time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I leave free souvenirs! 😇
The most important service companions offer is teaching men that lamps are good, actually.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The most important service companions offer is teaching men that lamps are good, actually.
I rather like black & white photos, but they usually do horribly on the internet. online humans just don't like to look at B&W on their screens. I'll do my best to help rehabilitate you, add a little color to your life 😇
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I rather like black & white photos, but they usually do horribly on the internet. online humans just don't like to look at B&W on their screens. I'll do my best to help rehabilitate you, add a little color to your life 😇
happy pumpkin season 🎃
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
happy pumpkin season 🎃
Welp, I lost yet another phone number to getting banned. 😢
I probably won't bother getting another. This is what happens when y'all text me inappropriate things on unencrypted channels.
I probably won't bother getting another. This is what happens when y'all text me inappropriate things on unencrypted channels.
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Welp, I lost yet another phone number to getting banned. 😢
I probably won't bother getting another. This is what happens when y'all text me inappropriate things on unencrypted channels.
I probably won't bother getting another. This is what happens when y'all text me inappropriate things on unencrypted channels.
Sinnamon is a motherfucking angel and powerful force for good.
She needs to cut short an advocacy trip to fly home for an unexpected eviction court.
If you have a bone, please throw it. 🙏
She needs to cut short an advocacy trip to fly home for an unexpected eviction court.
If you have a bone, please throw it. 🙏
Thank you so much to everyone who has liked, shared, and donated to this campaign.
The first phase of the campaign has been funded. GFM has updated the fundraising amount to $4000 to get us closer to our goal.
We are $1275 away from the 2nd tier goal.
I appreciate you all. 🫀
gofund.me/915017557
The first phase of the campaign has been funded. GFM has updated the fundraising amount to $4000 to get us closer to our goal.
We are $1275 away from the 2nd tier goal.
I appreciate you all. 🫀
gofund.me/915017557
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sinnamon is a motherfucking angel and powerful force for good.
She needs to cut short an advocacy trip to fly home for an unexpected eviction court.
If you have a bone, please throw it. 🙏
She needs to cut short an advocacy trip to fly home for an unexpected eviction court.
If you have a bone, please throw it. 🙏
twinkle toes
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
twinkle toes
this is how you use the sink, right?
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
this is how you use the sink, right?
I have rare same-day availability, after 4p! Send me a note by 5:30p if you'd like to claim it.
Otherwise I'm going to take myself out dancing 💃
Otherwise I'm going to take myself out dancing 💃
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I have rare same-day availability, after 4p! Send me a note by 5:30p if you'd like to claim it.
Otherwise I'm going to take myself out dancing 💃
Otherwise I'm going to take myself out dancing 💃
you've been too long without your femme fatale
October 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
you've been too long without your femme fatale
josie oakley old documents
🤝
shredded
🤝
shredded
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
josie oakley old documents
🤝
shredded
🤝
shredded
This photo is old, but I was thinking today about the scallops he made us for dinner that night. They were so perfect and juicy and supple and bite-able and melty and- it was a good night.
September 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This photo is old, but I was thinking today about the scallops he made us for dinner that night. They were so perfect and juicy and supple and bite-able and melty and- it was a good night.
This is why we get along. 🍓
He gave me a snack and left the most eloquent note.
He gave me a snack and left the most eloquent note.
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is why we get along. 🍓
He gave me a snack and left the most eloquent note.
He gave me a snack and left the most eloquent note.
I'm not afraid of your shadows.
September 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not afraid of your shadows.
Pretending to be posh
September 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Pretending to be posh
Squeezing the last bits from summer. By September, I always start feeling the smallest pit of dread that winter is already approaching. Lovers are excellent antidotes. Let's get together and briefly freeze time, holding a moment in the unstoppable march of time & season.
September 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Squeezing the last bits from summer. By September, I always start feeling the smallest pit of dread that winter is already approaching. Lovers are excellent antidotes. Let's get together and briefly freeze time, holding a moment in the unstoppable march of time & season.
I love when the toyboy in me gets to come out to play
August 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I love when the toyboy in me gets to come out to play
Absolutely in love with these wine glasses inspired by the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona.
Thank youuuu for finally getting them off my wishlist and into my hand. 🎾
Thank youuuu for finally getting them off my wishlist and into my hand. 🎾
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Absolutely in love with these wine glasses inspired by the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona.
Thank youuuu for finally getting them off my wishlist and into my hand. 🎾
Thank youuuu for finally getting them off my wishlist and into my hand. 🎾
are you an ocean or lake person?
personally, I'm a lake girl.
personally, I'm a lake girl.
August 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
are you an ocean or lake person?
personally, I'm a lake girl.
personally, I'm a lake girl.
thanks for sharing your birthday with me...you do know you're not supposed to buy me presents? It's your birthday, not mine!
Thank you for chawanmushi, roses, and cotton eyed joe. 🌉
Thank you for chawanmushi, roses, and cotton eyed joe. 🌉
August 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
thanks for sharing your birthday with me...you do know you're not supposed to buy me presents? It's your birthday, not mine!
Thank you for chawanmushi, roses, and cotton eyed joe. 🌉
Thank you for chawanmushi, roses, and cotton eyed joe. 🌉
If you've never been railed to Orinoco Flow, respectfully, you haven't lived
August 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If you've never been railed to Orinoco Flow, respectfully, you haven't lived
if you make a "blow" joke in the comments, you are required under federal law to take me to the beach
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
if you make a "blow" joke in the comments, you are required under federal law to take me to the beach
I had a cancellation tonight! Let me know if you'd like to whisk me away tonight for shenanigans.
Message me by 5:30p, otherwise I'm going to have a really cozy night in. 🤗
Message me by 5:30p, otherwise I'm going to have a really cozy night in. 🤗
July 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I had a cancellation tonight! Let me know if you'd like to whisk me away tonight for shenanigans.
Message me by 5:30p, otherwise I'm going to have a really cozy night in. 🤗
Message me by 5:30p, otherwise I'm going to have a really cozy night in. 🤗
Having a 10th-percentile* waist-hip ratio is all fun and games until you have you buy pants that fit...
July 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Having a 10th-percentile* waist-hip ratio is all fun and games until you have you buy pants that fit...