Joe Ryan
@thejosephryan.bsky.social
I live in Portland, OR. I'm here for love, laughter and living.
I only use the Discover feed.
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Joe Ryan
@thejosephryan.bsky.social
· Nov 23
The fuck did you just quoth at me bird?
Goth is a timeless aesthetic. You can fight the environmental degradation associated with fast-fashion by becoming goth.
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Goth is a timeless aesthetic. You can fight the environmental degradation associated with fast-fashion by becoming goth.
Gen Z doesn't even have the cultural framework to recognize when it's time to stop being polite and start getting real.
August 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Gen Z doesn't even have the cultural framework to recognize when it's time to stop being polite and start getting real.
Having emotions is unseemly at my age.
June 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Having emotions is unseemly at my age.
Does anybody know any good books I could read to find out if Joe Biden is old?
May 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Does anybody know any good books I could read to find out if Joe Biden is old?
If your name is Jack, it's nearly impossible to take up horseback riding without your friends thinking you're setting them up for something.
March 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If your name is Jack, it's nearly impossible to take up horseback riding without your friends thinking you're setting them up for something.
Blink 182 haters will never acknowledge that maybe if we'd let that hot nurse give the state an enema back in 1999, we wouldn't be in this current mess.
March 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Blink 182 haters will never acknowledge that maybe if we'd let that hot nurse give the state an enema back in 1999, we wouldn't be in this current mess.
What's that blue line on your flag for? Is that so folks know you prefer he/him pronouns?
February 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What's that blue line on your flag for? Is that so folks know you prefer he/him pronouns?
What if Rilo Kiley use their reunion to exclusively feature Blake songs?
January 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What if Rilo Kiley use their reunion to exclusively feature Blake songs?
What are some suggestions for getting hot in the New Year that don't involve: eating better, exercise, more sleep or curtailing any vices?
December 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
What are some suggestions for getting hot in the New Year that don't involve: eating better, exercise, more sleep or curtailing any vices?
"Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet" (Threateningly)
December 25, 2024 at 8:55 PM
"Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet" (Threateningly)
Hey everyone. My mom is in town, so lets take it easy on the swears and dirty talk for a few days.
December 14, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Hey everyone. My mom is in town, so lets take it easy on the swears and dirty talk for a few days.
Wife watching Quantum Leap: The least believable part of this show is him not checking out his new dick immediately.
December 7, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Wife watching Quantum Leap: The least believable part of this show is him not checking out his new dick immediately.
All the kids want to grow up and be influencers. Nobody want to grow up to be, be a debaser.
December 6, 2024 at 8:00 PM
All the kids want to grow up and be influencers. Nobody want to grow up to be, be a debaser.
She let you nut in her and you go and call her a brick in front of God and everyone. Not cool Ben. Not cool.
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
She let you nut in her and you go and call her a brick in front of God and everyone. Not cool Ben. Not cool.
Ben Folds: “6 AM, Boxing Day”
Five: “Any way we could make that second part 5 syllables? Don't want people to think I'm just Garfunkeling it in this group”
Five: “Any way we could make that second part 5 syllables? Don't want people to think I'm just Garfunkeling it in this group”
November 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Ben Folds: “6 AM, Boxing Day”
Five: “Any way we could make that second part 5 syllables? Don't want people to think I'm just Garfunkeling it in this group”
Five: “Any way we could make that second part 5 syllables? Don't want people to think I'm just Garfunkeling it in this group”
The fuck did you just quoth at me bird?
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 AM
The fuck did you just quoth at me bird?
Followers? What I want to know is who here has the most Kohl’s cash?
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Followers? What I want to know is who here has the most Kohl’s cash?
The most frustrating thing about Bluesky is that none of the popular accounts will ever tell you what high-fiber foods they're eating to stay regular.
November 19, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The most frustrating thing about Bluesky is that none of the popular accounts will ever tell you what high-fiber foods they're eating to stay regular.
What if dinosaurs had actually been real?
November 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM
What if dinosaurs had actually been real?
Lawrence the Cable Installer
November 11, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Lawrence the Cable Installer
Anyone know how I can convert a 401K plan to cans of beans?
November 9, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Anyone know how I can convert a 401K plan to cans of beans?
My train enthusiast forum has devolved into pedantry!
November 8, 2024 at 8:12 PM
My train enthusiast forum has devolved into pedantry!
I’m thinking about getting hot to see if it makes me popular on the internet.
October 26, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I’m thinking about getting hot to see if it makes me popular on the internet.
They're not making the Toyota Tercel anymore? Where I gonna put my Blink-182 stickers?
October 16, 2024 at 7:24 PM
They're not making the Toyota Tercel anymore? Where I gonna put my Blink-182 stickers?