The Jorp (he/they)
@thejorp.bsky.social
Math, D&D, other nerd shit. ADHD/autism/probably some other fun stuff. Fart bender.
What a shame. Such a cool haircut, gone too soon.
October 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What a shame. Such a cool haircut, gone too soon.
Remember to Febreeze your human suit so no one clocks you.
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Remember to Febreeze your human suit so no one clocks you.
Who wins in a fight between Yoda and the Hulk?
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Who wins in a fight between Yoda and the Hulk?
I thought it was cake
September 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I thought it was cake
Dear gods, man! Mr. Boston?
September 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dear gods, man! Mr. Boston?
Dinner time is whenever the hell you want dinner. Time is a tool of capitalism; don't comply!
September 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dinner time is whenever the hell you want dinner. Time is a tool of capitalism; don't comply!
Maybe they have a reason to appreciate body positivity.
September 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Maybe they have a reason to appreciate body positivity.
Might wanna check for context there, bud.
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Might wanna check for context there, bud.
Don't feel bad for learning.
September 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Don't feel bad for learning.
We live and learn. I'm also curious if any of the girls/women in your family have been considered for autism. It often looks different in girls, and a doctor who still diagnoses Aspergers probably still thinks only boys have autism.
September 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We live and learn. I'm also curious if any of the girls/women in your family have been considered for autism. It often looks different in girls, and a doctor who still diagnoses Aspergers probably still thinks only boys have autism.
We don't say Aspergers anymore. Asperger was a Nazi who sent autistic children to die if they weren't useful. It's just autism.
September 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We don't say Aspergers anymore. Asperger was a Nazi who sent autistic children to die if they weren't useful. It's just autism.
Then they'll get the chemo and give Jesus the credit.
September 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Then they'll get the chemo and give Jesus the credit.
They're not NOT helpful. But I get much better results from a professional pair of hands.
September 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
They're not NOT helpful. But I get much better results from a professional pair of hands.
I don't think it's abuse if the devs knew we would all be doing it.
September 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don't think it's abuse if the devs knew we would all be doing it.
Sometimes they just get the cause and effect reversed.
September 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sometimes they just get the cause and effect reversed.
That's a big parenting win 👍
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That's a big parenting win 👍
Was the mistake not doing situps?
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Was the mistake not doing situps?
I hope so. It's hard to imagine the level of denial it takes to continue supporting this guy.
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I hope so. It's hard to imagine the level of denial it takes to continue supporting this guy.
This is what the Nazis did, to be clear. They othered the disabled so they could "euthanize" us, called us a burden on our families that needed to be relieved. And it's happening again, right now. If that doesn't make you spitting mad, I don't want to know you.
September 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is what the Nazis did, to be clear. They othered the disabled so they could "euthanize" us, called us a burden on our families that needed to be relieved. And it's happening again, right now. If that doesn't make you spitting mad, I don't want to know you.
Probably locusts, then tomorrow Jesus finally gets his hands on the Infinity Gauntlet.
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Probably locusts, then tomorrow Jesus finally gets his hands on the Infinity Gauntlet.