It's an amazing contribution of theory for sure, but I'm jealous of the systems guys who invented "turn it off and turn it on again."

I once read an actual crypto paper that said "we design a probably secure scheme."

Link to be included: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Last year's list if you're curious: drive.google.com/file/d/1Hyvg...

I see that you also respond to tweets either immediately or 2mo later.

This effort was inspired by a similar list for the EconCS community maintained by @jasonhartline.bsky.social and @gkatzelis.bsky.social

i recently gave a talk about questions like this at a workshop organized by the amazing "learning theory alliance" (let-all.com), and several students reached out to tell me how much my talk resonated with them.
link to the slides here:
docs.google.com/presentation...

I didn't know they call it that, but it really is great!

🎯

I spent a really long time trying to figure out how this was a pun before I read on.

Show me the rule that says dogs can't drive cars.

Sadly it turns out none of my nonacademic friends have 40 hour work weeks either.