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TheJonRussell
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Virgo Sun/Taurus Moon/Sagittarius Rising.

Welcome to the desert of the real.

Theocrats and fascists not welcome here.
My reply would be:
1. GFY
2. GFY
3. GFY
4. GFY
5. Print out this email, roll it up, and shove it directly up your-

Excuse me, there’s someone knocking really loud on my door…
February 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Since he wants to shine so badly, I suggest a course correction:

First to walk on the sun. ☀️
February 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is not how one does intermittent fasting.
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You’d think anything that interferes with Americans’ coffee fix would spark a revolution.

Kinda like when the British taxed tea after 1767.
January 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Unfortunately, you were not wrong. 😑
January 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Kinda reminds me of the Adjudicator from John Wick in a way.

Unless that’s her actual role now.
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Might be time for a successor org then?

Doesn’t seem like they’re playing 5-dimensional chess right now.
January 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
He did.

Apparently that pardon for Harry-O (Death Row Records cofounder) must’ve tipped the scales.

Heard Nelly was there too.

Yeah, I’m scratching my head wondering.
January 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I didn’t have Elon channeling Tropic Thunder on my 2024 Apocalypse Bingo card.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a box of popcorn and says this is going to be a disaster .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a box of popcorn and says this is going to be a disaster .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Lovely. Putting thousands out of work just in time for the holidays.

I assume TSA during peak holiday travel would be unpaid but required to work?

New Year’s event security?

Passport processing.

Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid just in time for Winter (unless those are covered?)
December 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Do they get doubly-punished algorithm-wise if we mute and then block?
November 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
The “whacking off two invisible giraffes” dance should be an automatic 15 yard penalty.
November 19, 2024 at 11:14 PM