@thejonbergh.bsky.social
I play bass guitar but will also play electric guitar if asked nicely.
Feels like the “b-b-b-but war is good for the economy” crowd. Ugh.
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Feels like the “b-b-b-but war is good for the economy” crowd. Ugh.
A Star is Delivered via Emergency C-Section
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
A Star is Delivered via Emergency C-Section
The Longest Foot
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The Longest Foot
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
I think it is a nice counterpoint to the person getting sung to… the “you keep on shoutin’, you keep on shoutin’” person sounds like zero fun.
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I think it is a nice counterpoint to the person getting sung to… the “you keep on shoutin’, you keep on shoutin’” person sounds like zero fun.
I like the built in handle for easy carrying.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I like the built in handle for easy carrying.
This morning I didn’t know what an Olivia Nuzzi was and then I read one Wikipedia article and now all I want is to time travel… nothing crazy, just back to this morning. I felt pretty good back then.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This morning I didn’t know what an Olivia Nuzzi was and then I read one Wikipedia article and now all I want is to time travel… nothing crazy, just back to this morning. I felt pretty good back then.
Btw I see he isn’t wearing his $29 watch he sells for $2K. Sad!
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Btw I see he isn’t wearing his $29 watch he sells for $2K. Sad!
Leonard Berenstain has a secret second family?!?
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Leonard Berenstain has a secret second family?!?
This is that “Soros’ funds distributed via Sweetwater gift cards” pipeline in action!
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is that “Soros’ funds distributed via Sweetwater gift cards” pipeline in action!
Uptown girl was squatting?
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Uptown girl was squatting?
Snoop Dog says he's "scared to go to the movies" because of getting his ass beat in Training Day. "Well, my grandson, in the middle of the movie is like, 'Papa Snoop? How you have your butt kicked by Denzel? He’s so cool!'"
Snoop recalled thinking, "Oh shit, I just came to watch the goddamn movie."
Snoop recalled thinking, "Oh shit, I just came to watch the goddamn movie."
August 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Snoop Dog says he's "scared to go to the movies" because of getting his ass beat in Training Day. "Well, my grandson, in the middle of the movie is like, 'Papa Snoop? How you have your butt kicked by Denzel? He’s so cool!'"
Snoop recalled thinking, "Oh shit, I just came to watch the goddamn movie."
Snoop recalled thinking, "Oh shit, I just came to watch the goddamn movie."
Did Jesus give an answer?
June 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Did Jesus give an answer?
1999 I think. Worked IT for a NYC magazine publisher. Had to set up a laptop & satellite phone (!) for Christy Turlington (!!). Brought it to her townhouse. Sat down with her and said “okay the login password is ‘jonbergh’ but we can change that…” and she said “no, that’s okay, I’ll use that.”
June 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
1999 I think. Worked IT for a NYC magazine publisher. Had to set up a laptop & satellite phone (!) for Christy Turlington (!!). Brought it to her townhouse. Sat down with her and said “okay the login password is ‘jonbergh’ but we can change that…” and she said “no, that’s okay, I’ll use that.”
They both have resting shitty spouse face
May 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They both have resting shitty spouse face
Schindler’s Fist
May 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Schindler’s Fist
Can you just slide in there and say “yeah, I’m Mike, but my friends call me Tim…” because it will probably take some time before anyone notices…
May 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Can you just slide in there and say “yeah, I’m Mike, but my friends call me Tim…” because it will probably take some time before anyone notices…
“… trying … to appreciate music that I don't understand…”
Same. I have a (long!!) list of artists whose work I haven’t fully explored. I decided to challenge what I think I know. I’m not trying to force myself to love anything and I don’t view it as a waste of time. I’m mostly enjoying the process!
Same. I have a (long!!) list of artists whose work I haven’t fully explored. I decided to challenge what I think I know. I’m not trying to force myself to love anything and I don’t view it as a waste of time. I’m mostly enjoying the process!
April 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“… trying … to appreciate music that I don't understand…”
Same. I have a (long!!) list of artists whose work I haven’t fully explored. I decided to challenge what I think I know. I’m not trying to force myself to love anything and I don’t view it as a waste of time. I’m mostly enjoying the process!
Same. I have a (long!!) list of artists whose work I haven’t fully explored. I decided to challenge what I think I know. I’m not trying to force myself to love anything and I don’t view it as a waste of time. I’m mostly enjoying the process!
The best two-drummer band to ever do it.
April 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The best two-drummer band to ever do it.
Ha yes another weird unicorn. I briefly worked at a small business that had one. What a strange idea. It took what felt like a long time to switch between TV & Mac, right? I didn't use it much but I have that memory. At least it was a Sony Trinitron!!
April 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ha yes another weird unicorn. I briefly worked at a small business that had one. What a strange idea. It took what felt like a long time to switch between TV & Mac, right? I didn't use it much but I have that memory. At least it was a Sony Trinitron!!
Yikes. I worked at a place that got a 20th Anniversary Mac just to see what the fuss was and within six months it was the office MP3 player.
April 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Yikes. I worked at a place that got a 20th Anniversary Mac just to see what the fuss was and within six months it was the office MP3 player.
Hey now. Okay okay Objectively yes ALW drives me crazy. But Subjectively I LOVE the first half of the movie soundtrack. I prefer it over the London cast rec. Such wild early '70s "rock opera" vibes. The band cooks and Carl Anderson is FIERCE. The film itself is, umm, terrible!
April 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hey now. Okay okay Objectively yes ALW drives me crazy. But Subjectively I LOVE the first half of the movie soundtrack. I prefer it over the London cast rec. Such wild early '70s "rock opera" vibes. The band cooks and Carl Anderson is FIERCE. The film itself is, umm, terrible!