Jonan Scheffler 👾
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Jonan Scheffler 👾
@thejonanshow.bsky.social
I like humans. Computers are OK too.
We had the boards but faced budgetary constraints for assembly on a short timeline. We tried to toaster oven but there are a ridiculously large number of tiny components, tightly woven. Azymologist is a genius.

Deploying the first few hundred finished badges this month at conferences.
March 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It lives! Lots more to be done but it’s my favorite project in a long while. We have a strategy to keep everyone anonymous while ensuring bad actors can be permanently removed. What would you build on a tiny, private internet where trolls couldn’t exist?
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A conference badge that does automated proximity-based key signing and private key exchange over IR, transmitted through a massive cubic zirconia and confirmed over 6 other mediums. They use the keys to form a secure mesh network so attendees can selectively expose contact details and chat.
March 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Heathrow gave me a cookie. I am the Goat.
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I remember when the world used to make sense.
December 20, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Nonsense St. In Berlin. Made me think of you.
May 8, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Best ramen in the greater Portland area, by far. It's attached to Uwajimaya in Beaverton.
April 29, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Korean BBQ with RailsConf friends. Easily one of my favourite meals with a large group. Geonbae! 🍻
April 26, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Anybody want to guess why there's a solar panel bolted to the sidewalk in Atlanta? I've never seen this before.
April 25, 2023 at 11:42 PM
I missed conference selfies ❤️

We met online because we're both Ruby meetup organizers, back when we started RubyGalaxy. Finally met in person.
April 25, 2023 at 11:40 PM