The Jolene
@thejolene.bsky.social
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?
NO DMs. 💙💙💙
NO DMs. 💙💙💙
Sorry, I won't fuck anyone that can't use punctuation properly.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sorry, I won't fuck anyone that can't use punctuation properly.
Which Walmart is he going to? Because prices at my local WM are climbing higher every week.
Hahaha! Like he's ever been inside a Walmart.
Hahaha! Like he's ever been inside a Walmart.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Which Walmart is he going to? Because prices at my local WM are climbing higher every week.
Hahaha! Like he's ever been inside a Walmart.
Hahaha! Like he's ever been inside a Walmart.
The Take No Shit team! 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Take No Shit team! 🥰
