JohnMB
@thejohnmb.bsky.social
Professional word wrangler and aspiring philtrum model. Neither brillig nor slithy.
This would require him to consent to treatment based on the understanding that he was ill, which seems unlikely.
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This would require him to consent to treatment based on the understanding that he was ill, which seems unlikely.
I keep thinking journos will eventually realize that showing up every day to be lied to and verbally abused is a poor use of their time. And they keep not realizing it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I keep thinking journos will eventually realize that showing up every day to be lied to and verbally abused is a poor use of their time. And they keep not realizing it.
This was always where we were headed.
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This was always where we were headed.
If people don't eventually do prison time for these horrors, we'll effectively be announcing to the world that we are no longer a serious country.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If people don't eventually do prison time for these horrors, we'll effectively be announcing to the world that we are no longer a serious country.
Child-rearing tips from Mecha-Hitler.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Child-rearing tips from Mecha-Hitler.
What he's saying appears to be broadly true, but the specific diagnosis is a huge leap. People get infusions for all sorts of medical problems.
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What he's saying appears to be broadly true, but the specific diagnosis is a huge leap. People get infusions for all sorts of medical problems.
They're going to keep trying until they find a pack of Fox-addled nitwits willing to indict. The million-monkeys-with-typewriters approach.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They're going to keep trying until they find a pack of Fox-addled nitwits willing to indict. The million-monkeys-with-typewriters approach.
But filling government with pliant ones appears to have the same effect.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
But filling government with pliant ones appears to have the same effect.
When you accept that 1. he loathes brown people and 2. his guiding principle is "People who side with me should never face consequences," it all makes sense.
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When you accept that 1. he loathes brown people and 2. his guiding principle is "People who side with me should never face consequences," it all makes sense.
The remaining two percent consisting entirely of Mike Huckabee.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The remaining two percent consisting entirely of Mike Huckabee.
...only much, much smarter.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
...only much, much smarter.
To be fair, JC's piss-drinking bona fides are historically questionable.
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
To be fair, JC's piss-drinking bona fides are historically questionable.
Imagine not only not being mortified by this display, but craving and even requiring it. Just an irretrievably broken person.
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Imagine not only not being mortified by this display, but craving and even requiring it. Just an irretrievably broken person.
I look forward to seeing her lose Fulton County by 97 points.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I look forward to seeing her lose Fulton County by 97 points.
They maxed out their intellectual bandwidth with wall-to-wall egg-price coverage.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They maxed out their intellectual bandwidth with wall-to-wall egg-price coverage.
I'd wager many of them haven't. They grew up in the Northeast, attended prep school followed by an Ivy, then stepped directly into writing jobs at the NYT or WP. That leads to having some pretty skewed views of the way things are in the "real world."
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'd wager many of them haven't. They grew up in the Northeast, attended prep school followed by an Ivy, then stepped directly into writing jobs at the NYT or WP. That leads to having some pretty skewed views of the way things are in the "real world."
This is spot-on. The media like to portray swing voters as savvy barometers of the political zeitgeist, when in fact they're mostly credulous dullards who base their vote on "gut feelings" and "stuff they seen on the Facebook."
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is spot-on. The media like to portray swing voters as savvy barometers of the political zeitgeist, when in fact they're mostly credulous dullards who base their vote on "gut feelings" and "stuff they seen on the Facebook."
"Aggressive Herpes Monkeys" would be a great hardcore band.
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Aggressive Herpes Monkeys" would be a great hardcore band.
How many ways can they repackage "Hurry up and die"?
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How many ways can they repackage "Hurry up and die"?
We should have melted all this shit down when we had the chance.
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We should have melted all this shit down when we had the chance.
Guys like this desperately crave the approval of the worst people imaginable.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Guys like this desperately crave the approval of the worst people imaginable.