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The Joe with Cats
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Cat Dad (Dash and Squirrel) 🐱🐱 - Cheese lover 🧀 - Trekkie 🖖 - Swiftie 🎶 - Audiobook listener 🎧📖 - Pun enthusiast 🤷‍♂️ - Croc advocate 🐊👟
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I’m a bit late to Caturday, but had to share a picture of Dash and Squirrel that I took this morning. Love these two so much.
Dash, a large fluffy grey cat, and Squirrel, a smaller brownish and orangish cat, lie side by side on an ottoman in warm sunlight. Both are looking ahead with calm, slightly serious expressions. The red curtains behind them glow softly in the afternoon light.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Dash and Squirrel reporting for window duty. Every leaf and squirrel is being monitored closely. #Caturday #Fall #CatsOfBluesky
Dash, a large fluffy grey cat, and Squirrel, a sleek brownish cat with touches of orange, sit side by side on a sunny windowsill. Both gaze outside through the screen, alert and curious as sunlight highlights their fur. Dash, the big grey long-haired cat, lounges by the window with sunlight glinting off glinting off his fur. He looks back over his shoulder with calm, golden-green eyes and a relaxed, regal air. Squirrel, the small brownish cat, looks up from the windowsill with wide green eyes, her whiskers catching the light. The background is softly blurred, making her expression the clear, charming focus.
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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#Caturday part 2!
Squirrel, a young short-haired cat with a mix of brown, black, and orange fur, sits upright in a carpeted cat tree perch. She gazes directly at the camera with big green eyes, illuminated by soft purple lighting.
September 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Happy #Caturday 👍
A long-haired grey cat named Dash lounges on a wooden counter, looking off to the side. In front of him sits a small black sculpture of a hand giving a thumbs up. The background is softly blurred with warm light.
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Every hero needs a villain.

Out in the desert heat, his name rides on the wind… a curse, a warning, a promise of blood. With jaws like iron and eyes cold as the barrel of his gun, Barkerado waits. The cat may bring justice… but the dog brings war.

Barkerado.

#dogart #western #outlaw #rival
Illustration of a western outlaw dog standing upright in a gunslinger pose. The dog wears a wide-brimmed cowboy hat, bandolier, and poncho that flutters in the desert wind. One paw grips a revolver, the other hangs ready by his side. His expression is fierce and villainous, marking him as the rival to the heroic cat from Once Upon a Time in Meowxico. The background is a dusty desert scene with an ominous, cinematic atmosphere.
September 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Double, double, toil and trouble.
The kitties purr and shadows bubble.
From smoke and moonlight, the watcher stirs.
A curious spell, wrapped in fur.

This is Spellbound in Fur.

#catart #art #witchy #cats #spooky #caturday
Stylized illustration of two cats in a mystical, dual composition. In the foreground, a small gray cat with white chest fur sits upright, gazing curiously at a swirl of pink and teal smoke. Looming above and behind is the shadowy form of a much larger, dark cat with glowing orange eyes, its shape blending with the swirling background. The scene feels magical and otherworldly, with a sense of duality between the gentle smaller cat and the watchful, spectral figure.
September 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Drifting through the endless void, this little traveler has traded gravity for dreams. He floats weightless in a universe of stars, chasing peace across the galaxies. Out here, time is nothing. Only the quiet rhythm of sleep remains.

This is Cosmic Catnap.

#catart #cats #art #space #dreamscape
Cartoon illustration of a purple cat floating peacefully in space. The cat is plump and fuzzy, eyes closed, with a content smile, paws curled as if dreaming. Behind it is a glowing golden ring that resembles a planet’s rings, set against a deep blue starry background with swirling teal patterns and scattered pink, yellow, and blue stars. The overall mood is calm, dreamy, and whimsical.
August 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Out in the blistering desert sun, justice has nine lives… and every one of them’s got a quick draw. They say he rides alone, a shadow in the dust, whiskers sharp as spurs and claws quicker than lead. Outlaws fear him. Sheriffs can’t tame him.

Once Upon a Time in Meowxico.

#catart #western #cats
Stylized cartoon of a tough cowboy cat standing against a vivid desert sunset. The cat has gray fur, golden eyes, and a stern expression. It wears a wide brimmed black hat, a red bandana, and a black coat while holding a silver revolver in one paw, claws wrapped around the grip. The background shows a giant orange sun sinking over a desert landscape with cacti and red mountains. The bold colors and sharp lines give the scene a dramatic, western, movie poster feel.
August 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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He lurks in the dawn hours… a greasy shadow with one mission etched into his purple soul: McGriddles. He doesn’t ask, he doesn’t pay… he takes. No one’s safe. No syrup is spared. He’s a menace, a monster, a breakfast outlaw… and damn it, he’s lovin’ it.

Behold… The McGriddler.

#art #mcdonalds
Cartoon illustration of a grotesque, villainous character called The McGriddler. He has purple skin, messy black hair, bulging red-rimmed eyes, and a wide, sinister grin with drool dripping down his chin. He’s dressed in a parody of Ronald McDonald’s outfit with a yellow hat, red tie bearing the McDonald’s logo, striped sleeves, yellow pants, red shoes, and a cape. He’s clutching a dripping, messy McGriddle sandwich, with gooey filling spilling onto his hands, clothes, and the floor. Behind him is a McDonald’s counter and menu board, with the golden arches logo on the wall. The whole scene is exaggerated, grotesque, and chaotic.
August 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Sadness is a hell of a drug.
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen… I’d like to introduce you to Gilbert the Merwolf.

#mermaid #werewolf #art
A cartoon-style illustration of a “Merwolf,” a hybrid mermaid and werewolf character. The creature has a furry, gray werewolf upper body with exaggerated muscles and a mischievous expression, sticking out its tongue with droopy, half-lidded eyes. Its lower half is a purple mermaid tail with dark spots. The Merwolf is lounging on a moonlit beach with the ocean and a small palm-covered island in the background.
July 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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@dominos-pizza.bsky.social

Cold. Squished a bit. Unevenly cut. Took over an hour and twenty minutes to deliver and was in the prep stage for over thirty minutes. This is the worst experience I have ever had with Dominos. Store info attached. What a joke. So disappointed. And insurance didn’t work.
Bad cold unevenly cut pizza Squished pizza box Dominos store details.
July 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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This chapter in American history will not be remembered fondly.
July 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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He’s not mad at America. Just disappointed.

#FourthOfJuly #CatsofBluesky #Cats #America
A fluffy grey cat with long fur is lying on a wooden surface, looking directly at the camera with a serious, almost stern expression. Behind the cat is a large American flag, its red and white stripes and white stars on a blue field clearly visible. The lighting highlights the cat’s fur and gives the image a bold, patriotic feel.
July 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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2 goods and a goob. What a great Saturday. #saturday #muchlove #weddings #confidence #mullet #weekendvibes
A smiling selfie of the same man, taken outside at night. He’s wearing the same white shirt and purple tie, looking confident and relaxed. A low-lit photo of the man seated outdoors at night. He appears calm and thoughtful, wearing the same outfit. A wooden fence and tree are visible in the background. A close-up selfie of a man with glasses and a reddish-brown beard, making a wide-eyed, exaggeratedly goofy face. He’s wearing a white shirt and a purple paisley tie.
June 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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This little light of mine. Cognitive health decline.
June 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Jean-Claude Van Pontiac Grand Damme
June 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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How come nobody asks, “Why the short face?”
April 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Happy #caturday from us to you! It’s bound to be a good Saturday, ya’ll. I can feel it. I think Squirrel and Dash can too.

#cats #weekend #vibes #saturday #catsofbluesky
Two cats sit on a wooden countertop in a cozy, wood-paneled room. The cat on the left is a short-haired tabby with green eyes, sitting upright and looking at the camera. The one on the right is a fluffy gray cat, lounging comfortably and gazing up at the tabby. The scene feels warm and relaxed.
April 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I woke up today and my neck was really into feet. I guess you could say there was a kink in it.
April 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I decided to try physically drawing instead of digitally for the first time in a long time. This is what came out, but I don’t know which layout I prefer. Thoughts? Which is best? #help #art #bird #crab #poll
It’s art, baby. I don’t know how to describe it. It’s art, baby. I don’t know how to describe it. It’s art, baby. I don’t know how to describe it. It’s art, baby. I don’t know how to describe it.
March 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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This was posted on my friends Snapchat story today. This friend is dead…
The image is a screenshot of a Snapchat story from a user named “folty88.” The story is almost entirely black, with no visible details or objects. The text on the story reads, “damn, it’s dark down here.” At the top, the time is displayed as 5:22, and the battery percentage is at 95%. The story was posted 13 minutes ago, as indicated under the username. The Snapchat interface is visible, including the reply bar at the bottom with a camera icon and a heart reaction.
March 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Going back to high school again with this one. #Nowplaying Matchbook Romance’s self titled album.

#nowspinning #vinyl #music #memories #weekendvibes
A vinyl record of Matchbook Romance is displayed on a wooden wall-mounted shelf with a “NOW PLAYING” sign hanging below it. The album cover is black with the band’s name and logo stylized “MR” with wings in bold lettering, giving it a striking and moody aesthetic. The wooden shelf complements the display with a natural tone, creating a clean and stylish way to showcase the current record being played. A black turntable with a vinyl record spinning on it. The turntable is positioned on a dark wooden shelf, which also houses a receiver below. A collection of vinyl records is neatly stored on the lower shelves, showcasing a well-organized and dedicated music setup. The surrounding elements, including the colorful album covers peeking from the sides, add to the warm and inviting atmosphere of this listening space.
March 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I don’t remember the last time I was out on a Sunday afternoon. I ain’t mad about it. #SundayFunday #daydrinking
A pint glass of beer sits on a well-worn wooden table in a lively bar. The beer is amber-colored with a thin layer of foam clinging to the inside of the glass. A heart-shaped condensation mark is visible on the surface of the beer. In the background, neon green lights illuminate the bar area, and sports banners, including ones for the Chicago Cubs and Bears, hang from the ceiling. The blurred figures of patrons add to the warm and bustling atmosphere.
March 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Was in a good mood after work, so I came home and put on a favorite. #NowPlaying Magic City Hippies by the Robby Hunter Band… whose band name promptly changed to Magic City Hippies after release.

#nowspinning #vinyl #music #goodvibes
The album Magic City Hippies by the Robby Hunter Band is displayed on a wooden “Now Playing” shelf. The cover features a vibrant, beachy scene with a pair of sunglasses reflecting a group of people standing by the water. The warm colors and retro aesthetic give off a relaxed, summer-like vibe. A turntable is spinning a vinyl record with a translucent brownish hue. The setup includes a sleek turntable placed on a wooden shelf, surrounded by a collection of records. The soft lighting and warm tones make for a cozy, inviting listening space.
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM