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@thejoesmith.bsky.social
Using the internet.
Does he have the same soundtrack everywhere he goes? I can’t hear Laura Branigan’s “Gloria” without thinking about the Jan 6 backstage footage from the hype rally to storm the capital.

And are all his conversations the same content as his speeches? An ambient sump of buzzwords?
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This is like seeing a comedian’s special when you’re already familiar with their road work.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The guy who bankrupted his publicly traded casino company is giving a TED Talk on stock market performance.
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Who is the intended audience for this speech?
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Starting to question whether he aced all those cognitive tests.
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Today is the day he became president.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Merry Christmas!
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I listen to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless The U.S.A.” only if I have listened to the preceding songs of his album “You’ve Got A Good Love Comin’” in their entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Josh Allen will win a Super Bowl on a team that is not the Buffalo Bills.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I never even painted the walls when I rented apartments. This guy settles in the employee housing and just bulldozes an entire wing of the building.
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
George Santos + Jerry Springer = George Springer
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If Operation Warp Speed deserves a Nobel Prize, wouldn’t it go to Alex Azar?
these mfs are desperate to get their boss a Nobel Prize
September 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This has been such a success we are going to be installing troll tolls all over the country.
Trump: "We had some tremendous financial numbers released on Friday as you probably heard that our country made $25 billion last month. $25 billion. It hasn't done that in a long time."
July 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love the internet.
July 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Another day, another low water mark.
July 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me a third time, shamed again.
A fourth time, again I am shamed.
Fifth, I have overcome so much shaming.
Sixth, here we go again.
Seventh, I am a god immune to shame.
May 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ah, yes. Of course. It all began when Crimea (Ukraine) reverse invaded Russia.
Trump on Russia being removed from the G8: "It was headed by Trudeau, by the way, and Obama. They were the ones that really fought hard to get Russia out. Because of that, maybe, millions of people are dying."
May 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Who wrote “Harvard” for him? Masterful weave.
asked by Stephen A. Smith about his Harvard shakedown, Trump starts ranting about Harlem and says "I got a very high Black vote"
May 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Balanced budget = debt / deficit
April 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@weisenthal.bsky.social how does current market condition impact Light Sweet Crude song content? Any consideration to transition to a noise rock (a la Metal Machine Music) outfit?
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If you drive down numerators and denominators you’ll get closer to one.
April 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Simpler times.
George W. Bush on Immigration
YouTube video by C-SPAN
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Does doubling up on underwear count as shorts?
March 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
He was so close to referring to him as the First Lady.
Trump can't remember Usha Vance's name
March 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Might want to screen grab that while it’s still on the website.
I could write up why there’s no constitutional problem with the President using an auto-pen to sign official documents—or I could just post the 30-page 2005 opinion by George W. Bush’s Office of Legal Counsel that explains why in lots of detail.

I choose the latter:

www.justice.gov/file/494411/...
March 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM