thejmags.bsky.social
@thejmags.bsky.social
The Bluesky account above the port was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.
Glorious mewnion of free-born refluffnics
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
He whoke?
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Jacob Marley telling you “We got this.”
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Change your middle name.
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It basically rhymes with “rad.” I think you should get it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
To the tune of "Walk Like a Man"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzoI...
The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
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December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sorry, this has convinced me that AI is the future we want.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
More like Mountains the Goatering.
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Okay, but he's going to get 3 months of interviews out of this. Is that really less of a miscarriage of justice?
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
He was a boy / He had a worm / Can I make it any more obvious
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The time is right for manipulating Elon into claiming Aloha is one of his favorite films.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM