Me: clout chasing, “my good friend, Marc Elias, is going to be on 60 Minutes tonight”

My actual friends: give me the remote back you idiot.

I think I speak for everyone.

WHO GIVES FUCK that a nothing corporation with no purpose other than seeking the president’s praise. Pretty much all they talk about is Trump, all day and night.
Name another station that does this… RT America, Press TV. CCTV, TeleSUR,
to name several.

RFK, a homeless washed up surfer who talks like he’s eating 10,000 hits of LSD in his lifetime.

Teflon Don, in prison, definitely in prison. Writing bad checks to pay for liaisons with prepubescent children. Multiple charges for defrauding vulnerable people of cash for various fake timeshare sales

The meth isn’t working anymore. He’s at the delirium stage and will soon hit the disassociation phase. That’s should be within the next 30-45 days. Have the tape rolling 😂

Somewhat similar, make it a point to thank anyone and everyone for great customer service, even better, if your success allows, tip ridiculously high. To you $40 is something you might blow for 2 drinks in a bar, to the person you would be positively impacting it might keep the electricity on.

@mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
I swear I thought I was reading a The Onion article 🤭

It’s called a lama cut

You mean like this?

I’m definitely going to post more memes. Here a some of my favorites:

Snake oil 🐍

He sounds like one of the homeless drug addicted mental health customers that ride my bus.

Can you list them, please? I’m not adding ANOTHER app to my phone 😔

neuters their only argument “you have TDS, or you just hate Trump.
It has become more than just the one man at this point and use of the broader term The Federal Government encapsulates all of his minions in you response.