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Agave farmer. Urban homeowner. Copywriter. Gaymer dad to dogs and cats. Casual observer of stuff. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇵🇷🇪🇸🇪🇺
The *populist arm of the MAGA cult*

Never underestimate the ability of a personality cult to always fall in line.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
In prison they’ll call him Woody Woodpecker
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A harness on gay Halloween? Trailblazing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I voted for the other guy, and that was even before this clown switched parties.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
She actually had a small role in Season 1, so she’s been there since the start.

Also, Roanoke was fine for the first half. The second half was crap.
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Give that MF the keys to our drinking water supplies so he can replace fluoride with ketamine and get us all on board with his nonsense.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’ll always be the Epstein Ballroom.
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
People will only get dumber and have even worse takes. I don’t think we’ll be able to salvage this.
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’ll be worth the wait. Enjoy your travels.
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I imagine an underwater hospital with injured octopuses everywhere, most missing a tentacle or two. The nurse approaches the newest patient—he has amnesia but is not missing any tentacles! His temporary name: the eight-limbed octopus. 🐙
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Wait till every pizzeria is forced to post their annual basement inspection report online and on their front door.
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I love her so much. We need this woman more than ever in these dark times.
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The tilted Disney logo is giving Temu vibes.
October 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Best mic drop ever. Thank you Dr. Goodall.
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I loved West Side Story for being a time capsule of 1950s New York. The Spielberg version was completely unnecessary but I appreciated the extra layers of gentrification and Puerto Rican pride that were added.
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM