thejesteban
@thejesteban.bsky.social
Agave farmer. Urban homeowner. Copywriter. Gaymer dad to dogs and cats. Casual observer of stuff. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇵🇷🇪🇸🇪🇺
The *populist arm of the MAGA cult*
Never underestimate the ability of a personality cult to always fall in line.
Never underestimate the ability of a personality cult to always fall in line.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The *populist arm of the MAGA cult*
Never underestimate the ability of a personality cult to always fall in line.
Never underestimate the ability of a personality cult to always fall in line.
In prison they’ll call him Woody Woodpecker
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In prison they’ll call him Woody Woodpecker
A harness on gay Halloween? Trailblazing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A harness on gay Halloween? Trailblazing.
I voted for the other guy, and that was even before this clown switched parties.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I voted for the other guy, and that was even before this clown switched parties.
She actually had a small role in Season 1, so she’s been there since the start.
Also, Roanoke was fine for the first half. The second half was crap.
Also, Roanoke was fine for the first half. The second half was crap.
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
She actually had a small role in Season 1, so she’s been there since the start.
Also, Roanoke was fine for the first half. The second half was crap.
Also, Roanoke was fine for the first half. The second half was crap.
Give that MF the keys to our drinking water supplies so he can replace fluoride with ketamine and get us all on board with his nonsense.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Give that MF the keys to our drinking water supplies so he can replace fluoride with ketamine and get us all on board with his nonsense.
It’ll always be the Epstein Ballroom.
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’ll always be the Epstein Ballroom.
People will only get dumber and have even worse takes. I don’t think we’ll be able to salvage this.
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People will only get dumber and have even worse takes. I don’t think we’ll be able to salvage this.
It’ll be worth the wait. Enjoy your travels.
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It’ll be worth the wait. Enjoy your travels.
I imagine an underwater hospital with injured octopuses everywhere, most missing a tentacle or two. The nurse approaches the newest patient—he has amnesia but is not missing any tentacles! His temporary name: the eight-limbed octopus. 🐙
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I imagine an underwater hospital with injured octopuses everywhere, most missing a tentacle or two. The nurse approaches the newest patient—he has amnesia but is not missing any tentacles! His temporary name: the eight-limbed octopus. 🐙
Wait till every pizzeria is forced to post their annual basement inspection report online and on their front door.
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wait till every pizzeria is forced to post their annual basement inspection report online and on their front door.
I love her so much. We need this woman more than ever in these dark times.
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I love her so much. We need this woman more than ever in these dark times.
The tilted Disney logo is giving Temu vibes.
October 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The tilted Disney logo is giving Temu vibes.
Best mic drop ever. Thank you Dr. Goodall.
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Best mic drop ever. Thank you Dr. Goodall.
I loved West Side Story for being a time capsule of 1950s New York. The Spielberg version was completely unnecessary but I appreciated the extra layers of gentrification and Puerto Rican pride that were added.
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I loved West Side Story for being a time capsule of 1950s New York. The Spielberg version was completely unnecessary but I appreciated the extra layers of gentrification and Puerto Rican pride that were added.