🇵🇸 Obhave ~blm at your jesstaurant~ Tobsatisdy
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I far too frequently think about this meme:
Oh, thank fuck -- everything got restored. No idea how it happened in the first place though.
Let's blame the fact that Mercury is in retrograde, because it's easier than actually trying to figure out the fucking reason. Space rocks did all of this -- totes space rocks.
Let's blame the fact that Mercury is in retrograde, because it's easier than actually trying to figure out the fucking reason. Space rocks did all of this -- totes space rocks.
What I attempted to do: Make a shortcut to a shared folder on OneDrive.
What I did: Deleted all the data in the folder.
HOW, ONEDRIVE, HOW?
What I did: Deleted all the data in the folder.
HOW, ONEDRIVE, HOW?
a man is sitting at a news desk with his head down and the words " this just in " on the bottom
ALT: a man is sitting at a news desk with his head down and the words " this just in " on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh, thank fuck -- everything got restored. No idea how it happened in the first place though.
Let's blame the fact that Mercury is in retrograde, because it's easier than actually trying to figure out the fucking reason. Space rocks did all of this -- totes space rocks.
Let's blame the fact that Mercury is in retrograde, because it's easier than actually trying to figure out the fucking reason. Space rocks did all of this -- totes space rocks.
What I attempted to do: Make a shortcut to a shared folder on OneDrive.
What I did: Deleted all the data in the folder.
HOW, ONEDRIVE, HOW?
What I did: Deleted all the data in the folder.
HOW, ONEDRIVE, HOW?
a man is sitting at a news desk with his head down and the words " this just in " on the bottom
ALT: a man is sitting at a news desk with his head down and the words " this just in " on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What I attempted to do: Make a shortcut to a shared folder on OneDrive.
What I did: Deleted all the data in the folder.
HOW, ONEDRIVE, HOW?
What I did: Deleted all the data in the folder.
HOW, ONEDRIVE, HOW?
My work desk is now set deeper from the wall and MY GLOB being able to rest my elbows comfortably on the desk is already making my life easier.
I love the carpentry team so much.
I love the carpentry team so much.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
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November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My work desk is now set deeper from the wall and MY GLOB being able to rest my elbows comfortably on the desk is already making my life easier.
I love the carpentry team so much.
I love the carpentry team so much.
This speech is so beautiful. Queer joy saves lives.
Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This speech is so beautiful. Queer joy saves lives.
Happy Friday. Bastille drops another song on a day I need it.
open.spotify.com/track/0gF5Uu...
youtu.be/IPoRGwAIEyo?...
open.spotify.com/track/0gF5Uu...
youtu.be/IPoRGwAIEyo?...
Bastille - SAVE MY SOUL (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by BASTILLEvideos
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November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Friday. Bastille drops another song on a day I need it.
open.spotify.com/track/0gF5Uu...
youtu.be/IPoRGwAIEyo?...
open.spotify.com/track/0gF5Uu...
youtu.be/IPoRGwAIEyo?...
Getting my desk raised up by an inch and moved out from the wall by 3 inches either on Friday or Monday, and I needed to take down all my cute office stuff. It looks like I'm leaving. I'm not, I'm just getting the dress adjusted so my shoulders won't ache anymore.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Getting my desk raised up by an inch and moved out from the wall by 3 inches either on Friday or Monday, and I needed to take down all my cute office stuff. It looks like I'm leaving. I'm not, I'm just getting the dress adjusted so my shoulders won't ache anymore.
Happy 11th anniversary to making the best online friends ever! @spacevalkyries.bsky.social @r0nyn.bsky.social @cypheroftyr.bsky.social
Happy 11th birthday, #DragonAgeInquisition Show off those Inquisitors!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary to making the best online friends ever! @spacevalkyries.bsky.social @r0nyn.bsky.social @cypheroftyr.bsky.social
Rejection from a lit journal, but I got a 32 oz ceramic mug. It's the little things.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rejection from a lit journal, but I got a 32 oz ceramic mug. It's the little things.
Any help for an new, enduring, PC would be great!
Y'all might know how I hate to ask for help, but I'm going to do so now to ask for help me saving for a new PC. A few month ago I had plenty of money in my saving, but then life had to life.
I'd love it if you can help, but take care of yourself first.
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
I'd love it if you can help, but take care of yourself first.
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
Buy thejessbeast a Coffee
Become a supporter of thejessbeast today!
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November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Any help for an new, enduring, PC would be great!
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Y'all might know how I hate to ask for help, but I'm going to do so now to ask for help me saving for a new PC. A few month ago I had plenty of money in my saving, but then life had to life.
I'd love it if you can help, but take care of yourself first.
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
I'd love it if you can help, but take care of yourself first.
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
Buy thejessbeast a Coffee
Become a supporter of thejessbeast today!
ko-fi.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Y'all might know how I hate to ask for help, but I'm going to do so now to ask for help me saving for a new PC. A few month ago I had plenty of money in my saving, but then life had to life.
I'd love it if you can help, but take care of yourself first.
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
I'd love it if you can help, but take care of yourself first.
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
I've been writing nothing but villanelles for the last month and as I approach the last 2 days of this project I've been using lines from my favorite media.
Send me some of yours and I'll try to write some villanelles with those lines in them!
Send me some of yours and I'll try to write some villanelles with those lines in them!
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I've been writing nothing but villanelles for the last month and as I approach the last 2 days of this project I've been using lines from my favorite media.
Send me some of yours and I'll try to write some villanelles with those lines in them!
Send me some of yours and I'll try to write some villanelles with those lines in them!
Going through etsy looking at 3D printed devil horns but found these and immediately thought of @faunandgames.bsky.social
www.etsy.com/listing/4338...
www.etsy.com/listing/4338...
www.etsy.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Going through etsy looking at 3D printed devil horns but found these and immediately thought of @faunandgames.bsky.social
www.etsy.com/listing/4338...
www.etsy.com/listing/4338...
I've been having migraines fucking non-stop and I'm out of my emergency meds - for a WEEK. It's the weather pressure. I haaaaaaaaaate this.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I've been having migraines fucking non-stop and I'm out of my emergency meds - for a WEEK. It's the weather pressure. I haaaaaaaaaate this.
I don't think I've experienced anything more life affirming than my undergrad advisor - who has a PhD on 17th women who wrote plays never intended to be acted - who just told me she loves Bridgerton - both reading and watching.
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don't think I've experienced anything more life affirming than my undergrad advisor - who has a PhD on 17th women who wrote plays never intended to be acted - who just told me she loves Bridgerton - both reading and watching.
I got a migraine Wednesday night, had it all Thursday, took 3 doses of my emergency meds, took my last one this morning and it's still coming back.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I got a migraine Wednesday night, had it all Thursday, took 3 doses of my emergency meds, took my last one this morning and it's still coming back.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
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Boston's Paisani Food Truck has announced that they will give a free sandwich to anyone who presents a SNAP card at the truck during the government shutdown.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Boston's Paisani Food Truck has announced that they will give a free sandwich to anyone who presents a SNAP card at the truck during the government shutdown.
Been searching for an online alarm clock so I can be alerted to send messages on Zoom for work interview days. I finally found one and I can customize it.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Been searching for an online alarm clock so I can be alerted to send messages on Zoom for work interview days. I finally found one and I can customize it.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
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Best Picture 2025
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Best Picture 2025
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happy for nyc or whatever but can we all appreciate that boston just had one of the funniest elections of all time
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
happy for nyc or whatever but can we all appreciate that boston just had one of the funniest elections of all time
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No, but it gets SO MUCH FUNNIER THOUGH!!
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
No, but it gets SO MUCH FUNNIER THOUGH!!
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
Oh man the tea I learn just by googling my old job.
kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
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November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oh man the tea I learn just by googling my old job.
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Something something stiff dick.
*Sips coffee*
*Sips coffee*
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Something something stiff dick.
*Sips coffee*
*Sips coffee*
Is it bad taste to be happy that someone who made the lives of so many people worse, miserable, and suicidal - and that's in America alone let alone the rest of the world - has died? If so I have poor taste, I have danced in my chair.
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Is it bad taste to be happy that someone who made the lives of so many people worse, miserable, and suicidal - and that's in America alone let alone the rest of the world - has died? If so I have poor taste, I have danced in my chair.
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