Jeremy Vine
@thejeremyvine.bsky.social
Writer of crime novels based in Sidmouth | TV | Radio
From Insta, Gisèle Pelicot and her son Florian. Her son just captioned it ‘Mamam'. Doesn't she look amazing?
January 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
From Insta, Gisèle Pelicot and her son Florian. Her son just captioned it ‘Mamam'. Doesn't she look amazing?
Best line from all the obituaries of legendary DJ Johnnie Walker:
“He eventually abandoned Radio Caroline a few months later when conditions became intolerable; during a water shortage he was forced to wash his socks in champagne.”
“He eventually abandoned Radio Caroline a few months later when conditions became intolerable; during a water shortage he was forced to wash his socks in champagne.”
January 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Best line from all the obituaries of legendary DJ Johnnie Walker:
“He eventually abandoned Radio Caroline a few months later when conditions became intolerable; during a water shortage he was forced to wash his socks in champagne.”
“He eventually abandoned Radio Caroline a few months later when conditions became intolerable; during a water shortage he was forced to wash his socks in champagne.”
At what point can you return a croissant because it's stale? Dec 29th croissants are very, very suspicious. I'm getting a Christmas Eve vibe off this one.
December 29, 2024 at 11:07 AM
At what point can you return a croissant because it's stale? Dec 29th croissants are very, very suspicious. I'm getting a Christmas Eve vibe off this one.
Marciana Library, Venice
December 29, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Marciana Library, Venice
Recreated the picture of our teenage band “The Flared Generation” today — 40 years after the three of us first assembled in Cheam Village! Me, Tim Vine, Simon Williams
December 28, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Recreated the picture of our teenage band “The Flared Generation” today — 40 years after the three of us first assembled in Cheam Village! Me, Tim Vine, Simon Williams
Why do I have three cumins?
December 23, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Why do I have three cumins?
Surely the govt want Musk to give Reform the money because it will help them take lumps out of the Conservatives?
December 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Surely the govt want Musk to give Reform the money because it will help them take lumps out of the Conservatives?
Seeing McCartney tonight. My daughter, 18, is as excited as me. Which other artist can do this?
December 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Seeing McCartney tonight. My daughter, 18, is as excited as me. Which other artist can do this?
Had the best time with my friend @enialu.bsky.social tonight. She is an amazing person and such a WINNER
December 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Had the best time with my friend @enialu.bsky.social tonight. She is an amazing person and such a WINNER
With my friend @cyclingmikey.bsky.social tonight, thanks @londoncycling.bsky.social ‼️
December 9, 2024 at 9:13 PM
With my friend @cyclingmikey.bsky.social tonight, thanks @londoncycling.bsky.social ‼️
Lunch companion today - Valerie, who I met when we were both cycling around West London. She wears a cycle helmet made to look like a bowler hat. That's the joy of being on two wheels, you get to chat to people
December 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Lunch companion today - Valerie, who I met when we were both cycling around West London. She wears a cycle helmet made to look like a bowler hat. That's the joy of being on two wheels, you get to chat to people
“You just got horned by the guy off The Wright Stuff” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 8, 2024 at 11:46 AM
“You just got horned by the guy off The Wright Stuff” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I keep reading this Lou Haigh letter and it makes no sense.
If it's true, why did she have to resign?
But also — if it's true, why did she plead guilty? She committed no crime whatsoever.
It's almost like the second page of the letter is missing.
"P.S. HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED"
If it's true, why did she have to resign?
But also — if it's true, why did she plead guilty? She committed no crime whatsoever.
It's almost like the second page of the letter is missing.
"P.S. HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED"
November 30, 2024 at 7:40 AM
I keep reading this Lou Haigh letter and it makes no sense.
If it's true, why did she have to resign?
But also — if it's true, why did she plead guilty? She committed no crime whatsoever.
It's almost like the second page of the letter is missing.
"P.S. HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED"
If it's true, why did she have to resign?
But also — if it's true, why did she plead guilty? She committed no crime whatsoever.
It's almost like the second page of the letter is missing.
"P.S. HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED"
November 25, 2024 at 5:42 PM
These guys at West Central London fixers are sorting out my Segway monowheel without me having to either (1) put it into landfill or (2) spend £600 on a new one. I'm so grateful
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
These guys at West Central London fixers are sorting out my Segway monowheel without me having to either (1) put it into landfill or (2) spend £600 on a new one. I'm so grateful
How were they installed there in the first place?
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
How were they installed there in the first place?
What's for dinner?
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
What's for dinner?
Can't stop laughing
November 23, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Can't stop laughing
Slight mistake there 😬
November 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Slight mistake there 😬