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The Funk Soul Brother.
I was led to believe that there was going to be grilled cheese.

November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thing is, I'm now afraid to fly for different reasons!
This guy doesn't bother me a bit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They also wear the crown for the side-eye.
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I wonder what kids mash their silly putty into these days?
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is a look of scorn! Cartman pooped his water dish so I did a very early in the AM water change. He was not pleased! He even voiced his disapproval. The only other time I've heard him make a sound was the last time I did an early AM water change. He is definitely not a morning frog. 🐸
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
And he left your hand towels looking like a goddamn maxi pad!
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Then I'm gonna get me a new job!
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why can't we just carry around 40's in paper bags in the manor of our forefathers?
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Here is Charlie waiting for their second thawed mouse. They got their enclosure rearranged today. Still ate like a champ. They absolutely don't care when food is involved.🐍
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Helga came off her 2 week hunger strike today. I got spoiled by having a corn snake. They never refuse food.🐍
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cartman ate a thawed mouse this morning. He looks like he'd eat another one if I offered it to him. It is all about portion control! 🐸
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of walking on the mines I laid
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nope. Not even close.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh, they don't need private islands to do it.
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Squirrels hath vandalized one of our jack o' lanterns.
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Went to an expo today and saw these three. I had to hold the camera at a weird angle to get that shot so you can only see two. The other bummer is you can't tell how small they were. I've never seen Kimberleys at an Expo before.
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That is for show only.

We know damn well he uses a walk-in shower stall. Note the grab handles and the seat. I'll bet they keep Stroker Ace as far away from tubs as humanly possible.
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This one would turn your poop a weird teal color.
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
All my artists told me to use Saran Wrap and A&D. I go around smelling like baby butt for a week or two.
October 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Came across these in my Halloween mix. I think this is going to be the sleeper treat of the year. It has more chocolate and wafer than would have been in a 2 bar pack. The wafer-chocolate ratio is slightly different as well. Usually the specialty editions are disappointing. This one delivers
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM