I got locked in a Hudson valley park reading poetry to geese at 5 pm last year and the fire department had to bring a ladder to get me out, and meanwhile in New Zealand you can casually stroll INTO the botanical gardens at 11pm to listen to the ruru

I tried to hug the cat in celebration. He was not impressed.

37 minutes in and we have ourselves a winner! If baby Jess crying on a Gainesville sofa in 2004 could see us now 🥹