Jazz Emu
@thejazzemu.bsky.social
Philosopher; Internationally Renowned Sex Therapist; Bigot (correct/ethical opinions only)
https://linktr.ee/jazzemu_
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NORTH AMERICA ITS TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL MY GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS
September 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
NORTH AMERICA ITS TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL MY GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS
🇺🇸 USA AND CANADA 🇨🇦 hither I come! Some bodacious artworks for your perusal. Tour starts in T minus 2 weeks. Will I see you there? Tickets in bio if I will
August 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
🇺🇸 USA AND CANADA 🇨🇦 hither I come! Some bodacious artworks for your perusal. Tour starts in T minus 2 weeks. Will I see you there? Tickets in bio if I will
Absolutely blessèd review from Broadway World for my show. Would you like to come?
🇺🇸 USA!
🇨🇦 CANADA!
🏴 EDINBURGH!
🐦 LONDON!
www.jazzemu.com/gigs
🇺🇸 USA!
🇨🇦 CANADA!
🏴 EDINBURGH!
🐦 LONDON!
www.jazzemu.com/gigs
August 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Absolutely blessèd review from Broadway World for my show. Would you like to come?
🇺🇸 USA!
🇨🇦 CANADA!
🏴 EDINBURGH!
🐦 LONDON!
www.jazzemu.com/gigs
🇺🇸 USA!
🇨🇦 CANADA!
🏴 EDINBURGH!
🐦 LONDON!
www.jazzemu.com/gigs
London! Who will be an angel and come to see my last pre-Edinburgh work on progress on Tuesday? I have some fabulous new things to try and nary a soul to try them at. This is me right now:
July 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
London! Who will be an angel and come to see my last pre-Edinburgh work on progress on Tuesday? I have some fabulous new things to try and nary a soul to try them at. This is me right now:
trying to login to my own account live footage 2025
June 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
trying to login to my own account live footage 2025
me and the green guys don’t give a heck!!
June 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
me and the green guys don’t give a heck!!
Ok which of you handsome eggs would like to snap up the last few tickets for my London show tomorrow?
June 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ok which of you handsome eggs would like to snap up the last few tickets for my London show tomorrow?
❗️POSTER INITIALISATION COMMENCEMENT❗️ I’m performing at the Edinburgh Fringe for one of our planet’s moon months in August, and then off to USA and Canada with this show in September.
June 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
❗️POSTER INITIALISATION COMMENCEMENT❗️ I’m performing at the Edinburgh Fringe for one of our planet’s moon months in August, and then off to USA and Canada with this show in September.
should you brush your teeth before breakfast?
May 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
should you brush your teeth before breakfast?
Shows in London, Bath and Brighton as I gear up for @edfringe and also a USA/Canada Tour! Lots of new Odes and Musing written since the last WIPs. It’s hard to continuously polish something that started perfect but that’s the state of our nation I suppose.
May 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Shows in London, Bath and Brighton as I gear up for @edfringe and also a USA/Canada Tour! Lots of new Odes and Musing written since the last WIPs. It’s hard to continuously polish something that started perfect but that’s the state of our nation I suppose.
You have it within you to achieve the attendance of any of my upcoming live shows and perfect works in progress!! www.jazzemu.com/gigs
May 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You have it within you to achieve the attendance of any of my upcoming live shows and perfect works in progress!! www.jazzemu.com/gigs
another great day out with my boys
May 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
another great day out with my boys
Glastonbury Festival 🌅 it will be my honour to see you in the The Cabaret Tent! At the below timings:
Friday 18:30
Saturday 12:55
Sunday 15:20
Pasturised Antics inevitable. JE x
Friday 18:30
Saturday 12:55
Sunday 15:20
Pasturised Antics inevitable. JE x
May 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Glastonbury Festival 🌅 it will be my honour to see you in the The Cabaret Tent! At the below timings:
Friday 18:30
Saturday 12:55
Sunday 15:20
Pasturised Antics inevitable. JE x
Friday 18:30
Saturday 12:55
Sunday 15:20
Pasturised Antics inevitable. JE x
I have some exciting news 🌍 if you’re on my mailing list you’ll hear of it tomorrow // if not, you’ll regrettably have to wait…
www.jazzemu.com
www.jazzemu.com
May 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have some exciting news 🌍 if you’re on my mailing list you’ll hear of it tomorrow // if not, you’ll regrettably have to wait…
www.jazzemu.com
www.jazzemu.com
Making the Finest Work of Me and probably the World, ever, right now. All debuting at my WORK IN PROGRESS in London this Thursday-Saturday. Hope and beseech to you see you there!
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Making the Finest Work of Me and probably the World, ever, right now. All debuting at my WORK IN PROGRESS in London this Thursday-Saturday. Hope and beseech to you see you there!
Vicious rivalries for essential objets d’art inbound. Become involved if you dare! 47 hours remain
April 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Vicious rivalries for essential objets d’art inbound. Become involved if you dare! 47 hours remain
🐦 LONDON 🐦 I am feeling NONCHALANT about my WORK IN PROGRESS shows next week
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
🐦 LONDON 🐦 I am feeling NONCHALANT about my WORK IN PROGRESS shows next week
Just a coy reminder that those who aren’t signed up to my Patreon are missing out on some pretty INTRIGUING* cotnent www.patreon.com/thejazzemu
April 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Just a coy reminder that those who aren’t signed up to my Patreon are missing out on some pretty INTRIGUING* cotnent www.patreon.com/thejazzemu
The Tiny Little Bit Of Toothpaste At The End Of The Tube
April 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The Tiny Little Bit Of Toothpaste At The End Of The Tube
No starting price! 10 items! Get there before these are consigned to their fate as a permanent exhibit in the V&A museum.
April 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
No starting price! 10 items! Get there before these are consigned to their fate as a permanent exhibit in the V&A museum.
I’m Auctioning Off Some Props! This Friday on my Shopify for 48 hours.
April 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I’m Auctioning Off Some Props! This Friday on my Shopify for 48 hours.
θ EDFRINGE NEW SHOW θ
I have been watching you very closely, anticipating your every need. And I am really very titillated about this new show I’m slow-cooking for you in my tender pan of delights. You will be thoroughly sated! You will not leave wanting more!
I have been watching you very closely, anticipating your every need. And I am really very titillated about this new show I’m slow-cooking for you in my tender pan of delights. You will be thoroughly sated! You will not leave wanting more!
April 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
θ EDFRINGE NEW SHOW θ
I have been watching you very closely, anticipating your every need. And I am really very titillated about this new show I’m slow-cooking for you in my tender pan of delights. You will be thoroughly sated! You will not leave wanting more!
I have been watching you very closely, anticipating your every need. And I am really very titillated about this new show I’m slow-cooking for you in my tender pan of delights. You will be thoroughly sated! You will not leave wanting more!
Can’t believe this happened on my first COLOURS studio performance. Absolutely humiliating.
March 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Can’t believe this happened on my first COLOURS studio performance. Absolutely humiliating.
Why You Should Screw Your Therapist! (Groundbreaking Mental Health Advice)
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why You Should Screw Your Therapist! (Groundbreaking Mental Health Advice)
United Kingdoms of His Majesticity! My first national tour starts THIS Monday in Salford - we have just released the last few standing tickets at a discount rate for you to snap up.
February 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
United Kingdoms of His Majesticity! My first national tour starts THIS Monday in Salford - we have just released the last few standing tickets at a discount rate for you to snap up.