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lol so my dogs keep fighting so I tied they behinds together and forcing them to get along and act like sisters. They do this every time the husky in heat (they’re both females before yall get weird)
March 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
lol so my dogs keep fighting so I tied they behinds together and forcing them to get along and act like sisters. They do this every time the husky in heat (they’re both females before yall get weird)
I can’t stand a “they know how to reach me, they know where I’m at” type of parent—especially when their kids are underage. It’s your responsibility to check in on them, not the other way around.
March 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I can’t stand a “they know how to reach me, they know where I’m at” type of parent—especially when their kids are underage. It’s your responsibility to check in on them, not the other way around.
So I’m at churches 😂all I can think of is me saying honey glazed biscuits and the biscuits bandit snatching them and running
March 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So I’m at churches 😂all I can think of is me saying honey glazed biscuits and the biscuits bandit snatching them and running
Mann like that place holds one of my favorite memories
I still cannot believe they did The Last Hotel Stl like that 😭 like wtf happened to result in a court order 🤨
March 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Mann like that place holds one of my favorite memories
lol tired of yall hard headed lactose intolerant people who be still sneaking dairy 😂then blow up the bathrooms
March 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
lol tired of yall hard headed lactose intolerant people who be still sneaking dairy 😂then blow up the bathrooms
So I was saying I need an assistant so Novah came up to me and said no what you need is a babysitter for me.
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So I was saying I need an assistant so Novah came up to me and said no what you need is a babysitter for me.
When they say pajama day yall just wake yall kids up in the same thing they slept in and send them on their way
March 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When they say pajama day yall just wake yall kids up in the same thing they slept in and send them on their way
Sitting at work watching crime scene documentaries trying to put two and two together before I start vitals lol
March 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Sitting at work watching crime scene documentaries trying to put two and two together before I start vitals lol
*NSYNC or Backstreet Boys?
March 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
*NSYNC or Backstreet Boys?
Having a silent anxiety attack
March 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Having a silent anxiety attack
Me: opening up my Mac book
My grandma: is that a type writer lol 😂
My grandma: is that a type writer lol 😂
February 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me: opening up my Mac book
My grandma: is that a type writer lol 😂
My grandma: is that a type writer lol 😂
“Whatever lil’ thing out here got my husky running these streets like she in Fast & Furious… she BETTER not come home with no puppies! I am NOT about to be a grandma to some mystery mutts. 😭🐶
February 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Whatever lil’ thing out here got my husky running these streets like she in Fast & Furious… she BETTER not come home with no puppies! I am NOT about to be a grandma to some mystery mutts. 😭🐶
Flicking booger out the side of your truck during rush hour is crazy
February 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Flicking booger out the side of your truck during rush hour is crazy
Talk remember that year they stopped letting people do volcanos for science projects or was that just our school
February 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Talk remember that year they stopped letting people do volcanos for science projects or was that just our school
It’s #nationalblackestheticianweek and it’s not getting talked about enough
February 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s #nationalblackestheticianweek and it’s not getting talked about enough
So Novah learned pick up lines for the girls tomorrow one in particular. Lmao he said he doesn’t like to talk to these other two girls because they too black 🙄i said hold up your moma is dark skin he said but you pretty
February 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So Novah learned pick up lines for the girls tomorrow one in particular. Lmao he said he doesn’t like to talk to these other two girls because they too black 🙄i said hold up your moma is dark skin he said but you pretty
Lol this whole thread got me thinking about life
What’s one word that you have a hard time spelling even with the help of auto correct?
a cartoon character says " me fail english that 's unossible "
ALT: a cartoon character says " me fail english that 's unossible "
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Lol this whole thread got me thinking about life
Reposted by 🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋
Literally any word I have to remember that fuck ass "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A, as in neighbor or weigh" rule 😐 cause I'm not doing all that to remember how to spell receive and retrieve
What’s one word that you have a hard time spelling even with the help of auto correct?
a cartoon character says " me fail english that 's unossible "
ALT: a cartoon character says " me fail english that 's unossible "
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Literally any word I have to remember that fuck ass "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A, as in neighbor or weigh" rule 😐 cause I'm not doing all that to remember how to spell receive and retrieve
Apparently this is me at work
You always got that one person walking into work like this 😂😂😂
February 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Apparently this is me at work
Reposted by 🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋
@thejazmineffect.bsky.social 😭😭😭 tell me you remember this shit man omg
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@thejazmineffect.bsky.social 😭😭😭 tell me you remember this shit man omg
Lol yall i almost cursed this doctor or np at my job out for being in my personal space and not apologizing or saying excuse me. Idk who taught you your bedside manner but you need a refresher
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Lol yall i almost cursed this doctor or np at my job out for being in my personal space and not apologizing or saying excuse me. Idk who taught you your bedside manner but you need a refresher
Yall stay with new clothes and new shoes but locs be looking like warn out ripped mop buckets
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yall stay with new clothes and new shoes but locs be looking like warn out ripped mop buckets
I be really confused on the younger generation definition of disrespect nowadays. They altered the heck out of it. Yall really be ready to die behind, lose your life behind, go to prison behind the smallest things. Yall could’ve never survived being raised by the elders we was raised by.
February 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I be really confused on the younger generation definition of disrespect nowadays. They altered the heck out of it. Yall really be ready to die behind, lose your life behind, go to prison behind the smallest things. Yall could’ve never survived being raised by the elders we was raised by.
So we was at the store and Novah picked up a toy that he wanted and we’re at the self check out line waiting because nobody was there to give us directions and so i got tired of waiting and started scanning our belongings this white lady runs to the check out line and said is she going to get
February 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So we was at the store and Novah picked up a toy that he wanted and we’re at the self check out line waiting because nobody was there to give us directions and so i got tired of waiting and started scanning our belongings this white lady runs to the check out line and said is she going to get
The person who made wild robot out did themselves completely… cause Walle was trash but this made up for it
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The person who made wild robot out did themselves completely… cause Walle was trash but this made up for it