Jason Offutt
@thejasonoffutt.bsky.social
Author of numerous books, including the multiple award-winning horror novel THE GIRL IN THE CORN. Find more about Jason at www.jasonoffutt.com.
The real estate agents in my town...
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The real estate agents in my town...
Wow. The weather got a little frisky in my northwest Missouri town yesterday.
July 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Wow. The weather got a little frisky in my northwest Missouri town yesterday.
Who's the grooviest Sesame Street guest? Oh, yeah. Only Ash Williams.
July 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Who's the grooviest Sesame Street guest? Oh, yeah. Only Ash Williams.
There needs to be a class for every electrical engineering degree that teaches the physics of pouring water into a coffee maker, and then the coffee into a cup, because every coffee maker I've ever owned is shit. Water and coffee everywhere but where they're supposed to be.
July 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There needs to be a class for every electrical engineering degree that teaches the physics of pouring water into a coffee maker, and then the coffee into a cup, because every coffee maker I've ever owned is shit. Water and coffee everywhere but where they're supposed to be.
#ParamountPlus is wasting a golden money-making opportunity. Here, I'll give it to you free. Offer a virtual assistant like Alexa or Siri with Majel Barrett-Roddenberry's voice. Call it "Computer" and every Star Trek nerd on the planet (like myself) will buy one. You're welcome.
July 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
#ParamountPlus is wasting a golden money-making opportunity. Here, I'll give it to you free. Offer a virtual assistant like Alexa or Siri with Majel Barrett-Roddenberry's voice. Call it "Computer" and every Star Trek nerd on the planet (like myself) will buy one. You're welcome.
A few of my favorite No Kings Day protest signs.
June 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A few of my favorite No Kings Day protest signs.
Today, I am 60 effing years old. How the hell did that happen?
June 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today, I am 60 effing years old. How the hell did that happen?
I know we're not supposed to look at Goodreads, but...
May 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I know we're not supposed to look at Goodreads, but...
For Mother's Day, I'm presenting to you what our 18-year-old daughter thought of her mother (and me) when she was five. Classic.
May 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
For Mother's Day, I'm presenting to you what our 18-year-old daughter thought of her mother (and me) when she was five. Classic.
I love it when one of my comedy heroes likes something I wrote to them.
May 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I love it when one of my comedy heroes likes something I wrote to them.
While grading, this is how I picture students during times when I lecture.
April 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
While grading, this is how I picture students during times when I lecture.