Chris Sims (Baby Please Come Home)
@theisb.bsky.social
Waiting by the river.
I’m a little sad that you’re not in the Garfield onesie for this photo.
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m a little sad that you’re not in the Garfield onesie for this photo.
Utterly insane that “Friends In Low Places” was a B-side.
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Utterly insane that “Friends In Low Places” was a B-side.
Oh no! What a good boy, I'm glad he got to have such a good life with you!
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh no! What a good boy, I'm glad he got to have such a good life with you!
I keep this image on my desktop just in case I need it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I keep this image on my desktop just in case I need it.
This is blatant “Santa Buddy” erasure.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is blatant “Santa Buddy” erasure.
A boring comic without Goku in it.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A boring comic without Goku in it.
Wot a noice 'obbit soized drawring!
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wot a noice 'obbit soized drawring!
Gotta have Trunks.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gotta have Trunks.
Very sad that my story about a New Jack-inspired school project didn’t get read on air.
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Very sad that my story about a New Jack-inspired school project didn’t get read on air.
Aw, congrats!
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Aw, congrats!
You gotten to the part where Olivia is kidnapped and held in a deathtrap labyrinth yet?
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You gotten to the part where Olivia is kidnapped and held in a deathtrap labyrinth yet?
you must become... a Hick-Man.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you must become... a Hick-Man.
Embrace hickdom.
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Embrace hickdom.
Tiefling? Orc? That’s a green elf (or Grelf). That’s an elf with horns. Tabaxi? Elf cat.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Tiefling? Orc? That’s a green elf (or Grelf). That’s an elf with horns. Tabaxi? Elf cat.
He doesn’t want any trouble!
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
He doesn’t want any trouble!
Much as I respect WOTC’s move away from ontologically evil species, I think there’s value in having shitty little guys, so Goblins are all evil and their language is 47% slurs. They also just refer to everyone as “Elves” because they have some difficulty telling the difference.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Much as I respect WOTC’s move away from ontologically evil species, I think there’s value in having shitty little guys, so Goblins are all evil and their language is 47% slurs. They also just refer to everyone as “Elves” because they have some difficulty telling the difference.
Oh buddy. How much time do you have?
Dwarves speak with Appalachian accents because they’re insular mountain folk who like to brew their own alcohol.
My stoner voiced guys are Kenku. They CAN talk normally but they repeat things a lot because they’re usually completely zooted.
Dwarves speak with Appalachian accents because they’re insular mountain folk who like to brew their own alcohol.
My stoner voiced guys are Kenku. They CAN talk normally but they repeat things a lot because they’re usually completely zooted.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh buddy. How much time do you have?
Dwarves speak with Appalachian accents because they’re insular mountain folk who like to brew their own alcohol.
My stoner voiced guys are Kenku. They CAN talk normally but they repeat things a lot because they’re usually completely zooted.
Dwarves speak with Appalachian accents because they’re insular mountain folk who like to brew their own alcohol.
My stoner voiced guys are Kenku. They CAN talk normally but they repeat things a lot because they’re usually completely zooted.
My press release about how good my heart and brain are is raising a lot of questions answered by my press release.
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My press release about how good my heart and brain are is raising a lot of questions answered by my press release.
If someone walked up to you at a party and said. “So this is Christmas. Heh. War is over… if you want it.” you would roll your eyes so hard they’d wind up in you mouth like that scene in Beetlejuice.
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If someone walked up to you at a party and said. “So this is Christmas. Heh. War is over… if you want it.” you would roll your eyes so hard they’d wind up in you mouth like that scene in Beetlejuice.