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the whore you adore.
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i tell jokes because i have a creative drive to explore the limits of comedy in the digital age. also, i need validation.
it's 3AM.
i am now measuring blue jays games in REM cycles.
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
a lot of trump supporters are upset because he lost out on the nobel peace prize for his work in the middle east.. but personally i'm more upset that he lost out on the nobel prize in literature for his work on jeffrey epstein's birthday card.
October 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
does anybody here know anyone at FOX news?

only reason i ask is because i'm the leader of ANTIFA and if they wanted to interview me i'll need to send them over my booking fee (cash up front).
October 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
stephen miller looks like a featherless ostrich.
October 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
me as a DM: i want a serious game

also me as a DM: as the queens murder trial begins, a hush falls over the crowd. suddenly the courtroom door swings open. you turn to see alexander slugsly, the worst trial lawyer in the feywild; half man, half slug-lawyer, from the firm slugsly, slugsly and weiss.
August 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
the revolution will not be televised.
it'll be on paramount+
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
one day you don't have a cat, the next you find yourself holding it an inch from your face saying shit like "mr. veal parmesan, you dare hiss at our guest!"
August 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
everyone has their peaks and valley's but my depression looks like a fuckin ocean depth chart.
August 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social who wrote the "i'm sorry sir, i tried to stop him?" joke when superman flies in and breaks the door down? because that might be one of the funniest jokes i've ever heard in a film.
August 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
elden ring is harder than childbirth.
May 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
watching canadian federal election results roll in like..
April 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
for earth day this year i've decided to reduce my paper consumption by jerking off directly into the trash can.
i'm very green.
April 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
pierre poilievre is like narcan for good vibes.
April 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
if celebrities can call themselves an "astronaut" for a commercial space flight, then i can start calling myself a cloud because i've been on a plane.
April 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i wasn't alive during the great depression but i did go to the bay this weekend to use some old gift cards, so i'm pretty sure i know what it was like to amble around a hooverville.
April 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
who would you rather issue you jerk off instructions:
werner herzog or david attenborough?
April 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
AI can do the job of an artist the same way the kitchen sink can do the job of your toilet.
April 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
every woman i've ever showered with washes her labia with the exact same laser-focused expression my cat makes when she uses her scratching post.
March 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM