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Interceptor
@theinterceptor.bsky.social
The #1 Interceptor here to change fate or whatever
Aelita's number 1 fan
Also on Twitter (@rejuvceptor)
It is hot as fuck in this fuck-ass hot-ass desert I'm in
October 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Florin and Talon gave me a cute little plant as thanks for helping them out and it died immediately. I'm resetting the timeline I can't let them know
October 22, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Amber seems to genuinely think a guitar amp is called a "loudener" because "saki said so", I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise
October 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
My Sylveon threw up in the carpet how do you clean up glitter
October 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Was accidentally mean to Aelita and I could physically feel my karma drop. Forgive me, sweet angel
October 18, 2024 at 10:32 AM
During the whole pyramid mission Nastasia installed twitter on my cybernav so I guess you can find me there too as @rejuvceptor
October 16, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Time-travel makes me motion sick, last time I did it I threw up in a bush and Venam saw it. I live every day with the knowledge she could use that against me and it terrifies me
October 16, 2024 at 10:09 PM
My new hobby is asking Erin questions like "oh what is the pre-evo of Magcargo?" And when she answers "slugma" I just go "oh thanks" and move on, it makes me feel so powerful, like a benevolent prankster. She must never know.
October 2, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I would like to apologize to the Alexandra stan (*cough cough* Damien) that told me he'd "drop me off his Latios from the top of Valor Mountain" for my last post. Please don't.
September 30, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I invited Alexandra to karaoke for some relaxing bonding time before the big mission and my god I am so sorry Alex but you suck more at singing than you do at dancing, my pokémon had to use a full restore on ME so I didn't ruin the mood. Still love ya queen, you do you
September 27, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Aelita.
September 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Crescent went to buy ice cream but didn't have enough money for it and I think she was crying?
September 24, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Venam started calling her pokémon "her pokers" and when I ask "is that a bit" she doesn't give me a straight answer I am losing my mind
September 22, 2024 at 1:42 PM
oops I did it again
September 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Ok so we were messing around and Ren bumped into something and that somehow changed his language module to spanish? Idk how to fix this but it's really funny so I guess it's staying
September 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Sorry for disappearing, I do it a lot
September 12, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Is it wrong to refer to the A-Gang in my head as chat?
September 7, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Apologies for last post, Venam had my CyberNav and figured out my password, honestly no idea how
September 7, 2024 at 12:16 PM
She Pocket on my Monster until it Rejuvs my Nation
September 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Saki won't admit her Jordans are fake and whenever I bring it up she does this dumbass pose that is imprinted on the shoe. This house is a fucking nightmare
September 5, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Alice asked me what "skibidi" is today, am I cooked?
September 3, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Shout-out to my fan club in GDC, gonna kick some Team Xen ass for you guys
September 3, 2024 at 4:10 PM
about to go fight, I'll post the video later
September 2, 2024 at 3:55 PM
tw: boat accident, death of mother, Team Xen
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y'all won't BELIEVE what just happened to me
September 1, 2024 at 8:19 PM