Rodney Imindangerfield
@theinsidespork.bsky.social
Mariah Carey stepping out of Black Friday shopping malls like Elizabeth Bathory from the tub.
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Mariah Carey stepping out of Black Friday shopping malls like Elizabeth Bathory from the tub.
Monogamous anime Dracula seems like he was a much better husband than polygamous horror movie Dracula.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Monogamous anime Dracula seems like he was a much better husband than polygamous horror movie Dracula.
@capcomusa.com Do you have any comment on the headcanon I've just made up that Mega Man holds his gun sideways because it looks cooler?
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@capcomusa.com Do you have any comment on the headcanon I've just made up that Mega Man holds his gun sideways because it looks cooler?
Chuck Shumer's books shouldn't be available in hardback. It implies he possesses a spine.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Chuck Shumer's books shouldn't be available in hardback. It implies he possesses a spine.
Smart Water is such a gimmick. I asked mine what the 2 + 2 is and it completely fucking froze.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Smart Water is such a gimmick. I asked mine what the 2 + 2 is and it completely fucking froze.
I heard it's terrible ordering behind Cuomo because he never knows when to step aside.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I heard it's terrible ordering behind Cuomo because he never knows when to step aside.
Consent is really hot.
October 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Consent is really hot.
If we all start calling it the #epsteinmemorialballroom, maybe we can troll him out of finishing it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If we all start calling it the #epsteinmemorialballroom, maybe we can troll him out of finishing it.
Ragu is the misbegotten love child of Prego and Heinz ketchup.
October 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ragu is the misbegotten love child of Prego and Heinz ketchup.