I wonder what life would be like if I filmed myself eating fatty foods wearing black latex gloves.
March 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I wonder what life would be like if I filmed myself eating fatty foods wearing black latex gloves.
There's more to life than fucking up and writing a multiple paragraph confessional about it on social media.
March 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There's more to life than fucking up and writing a multiple paragraph confessional about it on social media.
Hunger is just a ploy to get me to buy more things.
February 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hunger is just a ploy to get me to buy more things.
Gee, Bobby. Maybe you wouldn't get into so many arguments on the internet if you weren't such an insufferable human being.
August 3, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Gee, Bobby. Maybe you wouldn't get into so many arguments on the internet if you weren't such an insufferable human being.
The twist is that Thomas Hanks dies anyway.
July 13, 2023 at 6:29 PM
The twist is that Thomas Hanks dies anyway.
They give us poison, and I willing drink it to develop an immunity.
July 13, 2023 at 4:49 PM
They give us poison, and I willing drink it to develop an immunity.
Posting on my bluesky account so it doesn't wilt.
July 12, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Posting on my bluesky account so it doesn't wilt.
A BBQ simulator costs $2.99. This is the same price as a pack of hot dogs. Granted, for an actual barbecue, I would need more fixings such as charcoal, buns, condiments, etc, but I'd just consider it irl dlc.
July 6, 2023 at 2:54 AM
A BBQ simulator costs $2.99. This is the same price as a pack of hot dogs. Granted, for an actual barbecue, I would need more fixings such as charcoal, buns, condiments, etc, but I'd just consider it irl dlc.
Someone should rob a bank and freestyle rap their demands.
July 4, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Someone should rob a bank and freestyle rap their demands.
I like bluesky so far because it seems like there's more void to scream in than twitter.
July 3, 2023 at 10:33 PM
I like bluesky so far because it seems like there's more void to scream in than twitter.
DreamWorks should make an R-Rated animated biopic called "Rob Ford: Tenacious Crackhead"
July 3, 2023 at 10:13 PM
DreamWorks should make an R-Rated animated biopic called "Rob Ford: Tenacious Crackhead"
So I paul so hard mccartney wanna fine me
July 3, 2023 at 5:01 AM
So I paul so hard mccartney wanna fine me
My political affiliation is the Cigarette Party of America
July 3, 2023 at 4:53 AM
My political affiliation is the Cigarette Party of America