Ryan Singer
@theidealist.bsky.social
I’m melting into a painting and dissolving into a tree. This is how I was meant to be.
Cosmic Comedian & Believer
Cosmic Comedian & Believer
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Ryan Singer
@theidealist.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Thinking about consciousness blows my mind
No one bothered to teach my boundless consciousness about boundaries
May 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
No one bothered to teach my boundless consciousness about boundaries
I’ve never paid attention as much as I have volunteered it.
March 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’ve never paid attention as much as I have volunteered it.
If time is physical thing, how long before we learn how to deep fry it?
February 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If time is physical thing, how long before we learn how to deep fry it?
hopefully someday when grown-ups ask children what they want to be when they grow up, they will say:
"Happy."
Until then, data entry manager will have to do.
"Happy."
Until then, data entry manager will have to do.
February 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hopefully someday when grown-ups ask children what they want to be when they grow up, they will say:
"Happy."
Until then, data entry manager will have to do.
"Happy."
Until then, data entry manager will have to do.
Altar and alter are so similar and both are used for transformation. One is a place and the other a verb. If verbs are places and vice versa we begin to better understand why time is physical. Or I just had sugar after midnight.
February 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Altar and alter are so similar and both are used for transformation. One is a place and the other a verb. If verbs are places and vice versa we begin to better understand why time is physical. Or I just had sugar after midnight.
Once a person realizes they are more than their physical body, it becomes much easier to do a lot of things that were once thought impossible - like declare bankruptcy and still keep your baseball cards
January 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Once a person realizes they are more than their physical body, it becomes much easier to do a lot of things that were once thought impossible - like declare bankruptcy and still keep your baseball cards
My belly button is an introverted extrovert.
January 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
My belly button is an introverted extrovert.
Why read? To be read-y
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why read? To be read-y
A young student asks their science professor what happens to the human body after death.
“It’s no matter,” the professor replies.
“It’s no matter,” the professor replies.
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A young student asks their science professor what happens to the human body after death.
“It’s no matter,” the professor replies.
“It’s no matter,” the professor replies.
Something to contemplate: there is no business like show business but if you no-show there is no business
January 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Something to contemplate: there is no business like show business but if you no-show there is no business
Think about this: if a panda is in a pond, is that pandering or pondering?
January 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Think about this: if a panda is in a pond, is that pandering or pondering?
They say you find love when you’re not looking for it. Just like all those other things you find when you’re not looking: money, success and car keys
December 10, 2024 at 6:23 AM
They say you find love when you’re not looking for it. Just like all those other things you find when you’re not looking: money, success and car keys
I think of how a piece of paper is folded in half, yet doubles itself when I consider kneeling down to tie my shoe.
December 10, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I think of how a piece of paper is folded in half, yet doubles itself when I consider kneeling down to tie my shoe.
Knowing the end of physical form is simultaneously both near and far away, it really makes every moment count and not matter at all
December 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Knowing the end of physical form is simultaneously both near and far away, it really makes every moment count and not matter at all
The first time I knew my name is not a memory I have. I can only imagine when that moment occurred, I felt a sense of belonging and simultaneous disconnect from the all that is we. Or I just finally thought, “Please, call me Mr. Singer.”
December 5, 2024 at 5:56 AM
The first time I knew my name is not a memory I have. I can only imagine when that moment occurred, I felt a sense of belonging and simultaneous disconnect from the all that is we. Or I just finally thought, “Please, call me Mr. Singer.”
I know my mind is right if when I close my eyes, I am the rain falling into the pond. And I am also the pond, feeling me fall into myself. I am this and I am that. No separation between the drop and the bucket.
December 4, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I know my mind is right if when I close my eyes, I am the rain falling into the pond. And I am also the pond, feeling me fall into myself. I am this and I am that. No separation between the drop and the bucket.
Shame is nothing more than a bully too afraid to dream
December 2, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Shame is nothing more than a bully too afraid to dream
The more you wonder, the more likely you are to wander. The more you ponder, the less likely you are to pander.
December 1, 2024 at 2:24 AM
The more you wonder, the more likely you are to wander. The more you ponder, the less likely you are to pander.
Thinking about consciousness blows my mind
November 26, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Thinking about consciousness blows my mind
I believe everything and everyone is connected through consciousness. I released 700+ comedy specials this year.
November 25, 2024 at 7:18 AM
I believe everything and everyone is connected through consciousness. I released 700+ comedy specials this year.