“JT, look can you at least stand in our half during the kick off?”

You mention how Arteta will probably want Timber’s defensive security against united’s dangerous RHS. Which makes sense but over the past few games Timber appears to be playing centre forward most of the time 😂😂

Wrong opponent in graphic Andrew. Luckily we don’t have to watch that weird blonde thing running about tonight

Well thank you for basically proving my point. I guarantee you’re one of those that came to BlueSky because of how toxic and unpleasant Twitter has become. People abusing people saying things they’d never dream of saying to their face sort of thing?

“I’m 40 years old” 😂😂

Oh grow up

This kind of thinking is as much the problem as anything the far right can muster with their flags and cans of Stella

Excellent post but it’s 23-24 where we nearly won out. Granted years just melt into others, I’m convinced 2019-2022 was one season

Rohan, it’s not too late to hit the delete button my friend

Tim I’m a huge fan of your work in general but this piece is quite remarkable. Bravo sir!

Ahh right, makes sense. Thanks for your help bud 👍

You spotted that too 😀

In other words is this data published anywhere? Or is it a case of finding out the number of attempts and dividing by the xg?

I’ve read a lot of football match reports in my time. But I’m pretty sure this was the first to include the sentence “Like a lad at a party who tries to light a fart, but sets his pants on fire and shits himself in the process.”

I’m not saying City were bad tonight but they outperformed xg whilst scoring zero

Can you imagine going back in time and reading this tweet in about 2018 😂😂

What could possibly go wrong?

Jan Window? Is that the Ajax midfielder Clive was talking about?