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Donald Trump blames Dick and Dom for ADHD
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POLITICS: Trump finds groundbreaking cause of ADHD
- WRITTEN BY TIM FOIL-HAT
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September 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Donald Trump blames Dick and Dom for ADHD
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we ask ourselves today, is being a conservative American more effective birth control than using a condom
September 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
we ask ourselves today, is being a conservative American more effective birth control than using a condom
Donald Trump has told pregnant mothers that paracetamol, one of the few pain killers pregnant women are allowed to take, is directly linked with autism in children. He refused to speak on what medication is likely to make your child best friends with notorious paedophiles once they grow up.
September 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Donald Trump has told pregnant mothers that paracetamol, one of the few pain killers pregnant women are allowed to take, is directly linked with autism in children. He refused to speak on what medication is likely to make your child best friends with notorious paedophiles once they grow up.
Remembrance days we actually asked for
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The Hungover Herald’s Top Ten: List of random people who also deserve a day of remembrance, seeing as Charlie Kirk was just a loud member of the public
- written on behalf of absolutely everyone who’s free speech is now being tariffed
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September 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Remembrance days we actually asked for
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BREAKING
Daytime television changed forever as the public insist they have “had enough of hearing gameshow contestants ramble on when all they have to do is answer simple questions.”
Daytime television changed forever as the public insist they have “had enough of hearing gameshow contestants ramble on when all they have to do is answer simple questions.”
September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BREAKING
Daytime television changed forever as the public insist they have “had enough of hearing gameshow contestants ramble on when all they have to do is answer simple questions.”
Daytime television changed forever as the public insist they have “had enough of hearing gameshow contestants ramble on when all they have to do is answer simple questions.”
What will be engraved in your bullet?
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HORRORSCOPE: What will be engraved in your bullet?
- Written by Harrison MacManaman, mystic shrink
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September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What will be engraved in your bullet?
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SPORT:
Cadbury AFC fans have been criticised by the FA for aggressive behaviour towards the referee at their away fixture at the weekend. Fans chanted “the referee’s a Wonka” throughout the game. A spokesperson for the FA stated “this is not the cultural melting pot we endorse”.
Cadbury AFC fans have been criticised by the FA for aggressive behaviour towards the referee at their away fixture at the weekend. Fans chanted “the referee’s a Wonka” throughout the game. A spokesperson for the FA stated “this is not the cultural melting pot we endorse”.
September 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
SPORT:
Cadbury AFC fans have been criticised by the FA for aggressive behaviour towards the referee at their away fixture at the weekend. Fans chanted “the referee’s a Wonka” throughout the game. A spokesperson for the FA stated “this is not the cultural melting pot we endorse”.
Cadbury AFC fans have been criticised by the FA for aggressive behaviour towards the referee at their away fixture at the weekend. Fans chanted “the referee’s a Wonka” throughout the game. A spokesperson for the FA stated “this is not the cultural melting pot we endorse”.
Yeah to be fair, we’d all sleep with Luigi too …
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Yeah to be fair, we’d all sleep with Luigi too …
BREAKING:
Shouting “bosh” at a Chinese Restaurant does “not increase sex appeal” according to The Council of People Who Date Men
Shouting “bosh” at a Chinese Restaurant does “not increase sex appeal” according to The Council of People Who Date Men
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
BREAKING:
Shouting “bosh” at a Chinese Restaurant does “not increase sex appeal” according to The Council of People Who Date Men
Shouting “bosh” at a Chinese Restaurant does “not increase sex appeal” according to The Council of People Who Date Men
East Londoners have an official day of mourning tomorrow as it is announced bouldering and rock climbing won’t be a sport in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympic Games
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
East Londoners have an official day of mourning tomorrow as it is announced bouldering and rock climbing won’t be a sport in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympic Games
BREAKING:
Donald Trump has informed the White House that he will only download government documents as .docx, .jpg and .png as he insists he has no idea about his ties to PDFiles
Donald Trump has informed the White House that he will only download government documents as .docx, .jpg and .png as he insists he has no idea about his ties to PDFiles
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
BREAKING:
Donald Trump has informed the White House that he will only download government documents as .docx, .jpg and .png as he insists he has no idea about his ties to PDFiles
Donald Trump has informed the White House that he will only download government documents as .docx, .jpg and .png as he insists he has no idea about his ties to PDFiles
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CULTURE: How to become the ultimate “Unite the Kingdom” patriot
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CULTURE: How to become the ultimate “Unite the Kingdom” patriot
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CULTURE: How to become the ultimate “Unite the Kingdom” patriot!
- written by Jonny Flopinson, HAS PAINTED THE UNION JACK ON 137 ROUNDABOUTS IN HERTFORDSHIRE and three fly-tipped MATTRESSES IN BEDFORDSHIRE
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September 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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CULTURE: How to become the ultimate “Unite the Kingdom” patriot
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CULTURE: How to become the ultimate “Unite the Kingdom” patriot
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BREAKING
the “how-fucked-are-we-o-meter” has swung so far to the right, Trump has endorsed it
what a truly shit time to exist
the “how-fucked-are-we-o-meter” has swung so far to the right, Trump has endorsed it
what a truly shit time to exist
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
BREAKING
the “how-fucked-are-we-o-meter” has swung so far to the right, Trump has endorsed it
what a truly shit time to exist
the “how-fucked-are-we-o-meter” has swung so far to the right, Trump has endorsed it
what a truly shit time to exist
a griddle mind is the breville’s playground
September 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
a griddle mind is the breville’s playground
recent yougov poll on productivity & procrastination with members of the public who work from home
September 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
recent yougov poll on productivity & procrastination with members of the public who work from home
gentrified top trumps - how insufferable is your neighbourhood?
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Gentrified Top Trumps: How insufferable is your newly-gentrified neighbourhood?
piece strongly worded by a local who insists they were born and bred in the area
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September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
gentrified top trumps - how insufferable is your neighbourhood?
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travel - post summer blues are cured!
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TRAVEL: Post summer blues? Here’s how to say “f*ck” in every European language!
Albania: qij
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September 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
travel - post summer blues are cured!
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trivia - weekend crossword - now available to play for free on Substack
TRIVIA: Weekend Crossword no. 001
by Sejan Noruk, born and bred Londoner who likes sourdough but yearns for a pre-Olympics London
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September 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
trivia - weekend crossword - now available to play for free on Substack
travel - your next city break is sorted!
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TRAVEL: Trip Recs With Saz - Eyeing up your next city break getaway? Don’t turn your nose up at Bordeaux, 1745 CE!
- by Sarah Favreau, travel blogger, food reviewer and that person you’re pretty sure you “saw on Tik Tok once”
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September 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
travel - your next city break is sorted!
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trivia - gurgle #032 - ready to play? Check it out on Substack
TRIVIA: Gurgle #032
Can you guess today’s Gurgle?
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September 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
trivia - gurgle #032 - ready to play? Check it out on Substack
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three autumnal things to do in london this weekend
Journey to the Tate Modern
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September 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I got the Wordle in one go: 5 starter words, what they mean to me, and whether I’d play them in Scrabble
a thought piece by Jerry McQuinon (surname worth 21 points in standard U.K.
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September 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
a new article from the hungover herald is available to read on Substack
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Mukbangs: How I confused eating a large meal in front of a camera with fornicating in the dirt.
investigative journal by Lewis Thorough
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September 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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