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' *powerful quote inserted here* '

#UTFT #FuckTrump #FuckFarage #FuckTommyShortarse #FuckZionism #FuckTate #FuckTheTories #FuckSpaceTwat

And that stuff that's stuck in the corner of my desk drawer can fuck off as well. Aside from that- HIYA, HOW ARE YER?
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Every single time I hear it...I hear it in his voice 👇.

Now you will too.
February 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Before/After

#TommyMarchENERGY
February 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hmmmm....
January 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
January 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Lad...no, she's tellin' you bad fibs there.
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
'...and then he simply shooed away a moth'
January 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
'...and lo, the demon appeared between the singer & the tall fool'.
January 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Great days ahead...😞
January 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A grifter...grifting.
January 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Happy Cliffmas...X
December 25, 2024 at 12:19 PM
You've got a tenner.

What you gettin'?

#HappyChristmas
December 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
December 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
December 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Beautiful.

Chic, understated...eggish.

It's got the lot.
December 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Even madder given it's 'written' by the actually rugby correspondent...
December 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Astonishing stuff given the writer is the actual rugby correspondent...
December 13, 2024 at 5:16 PM
December 11, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Nappy-Tits on the karaoke again...

What song d'ya reckon he's doing? *

* 'Getting Away With It' by ELECTRONIC...???

#BigTangerineTwat
December 4, 2024 at 2:04 PM
December 4, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Is this a piss-take?
December 4, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Tomorrow night feels somehow already written...
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Still by far & away the best BEN 10 character...
November 29, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Hoooooo...
November 26, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Good Lord...
November 26, 2024 at 1:54 PM