The Human Mechanic
@thehumanmechanic.bsky.social
An Eldritch Being with ADHD and a special interest in humans.
Not as impressive has he used to be.
Not as impressive has he used to be.
I’ve been neglecting saturation and digestion.
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I’ve been neglecting saturation and digestion.
Language to translate experience.
Try not to start with language.
Try not to start with language.
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Language to translate experience.
Try not to start with language.
Try not to start with language.
Entitlement, the right to something. Sense of entitlement. How’s that fit in?
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Entitlement, the right to something. Sense of entitlement. How’s that fit in?
I don’t know why you’re afraid of it, it’s so easy.
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I don’t know why you’re afraid of it, it’s so easy.
Like a panic attack on a beach.
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Like a panic attack on a beach.
I always forget about the chemical reaction.
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I always forget about the chemical reaction.
We’re walking to our graves together.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
We’re walking to our graves together.
I hate the misconception that contentedness means inaction.
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I hate the misconception that contentedness means inaction.
I believed a bunch of things about myself
That were proved to be false.
That were proved to be false.
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I believed a bunch of things about myself
That were proved to be false.
That were proved to be false.
You might have to grieve the fact
That you don’t illicit that response naturally.
That you don’t illicit that response naturally.
January 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You might have to grieve the fact
That you don’t illicit that response naturally.
That you don’t illicit that response naturally.
Trash can’s full
How the hell do I replace the bag?
How the hell do I replace the bag?
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Trash can’s full
How the hell do I replace the bag?
How the hell do I replace the bag?
Your shakti is fucked, buddy.
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Your shakti is fucked, buddy.
I’m shoulding myself.
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I’m shoulding myself.
Two birds getting stoned.
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Two birds getting stoned.
Addiction is a social construct.
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Addiction is a social construct.
It doesn’t matter how upset you are
You’re so starved, you’ll stay docile.
You’re so starved, you’ll stay docile.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It doesn’t matter how upset you are
You’re so starved, you’ll stay docile.
You’re so starved, you’ll stay docile.
I’m unwell.
What does it mean if you aren’t unwell?
It means that I have to deal with this feeling for the rest of my life, and so does everyone else.
What does it mean if you aren’t unwell?
It means that I have to deal with this feeling for the rest of my life, and so does everyone else.
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I’m unwell.
What does it mean if you aren’t unwell?
It means that I have to deal with this feeling for the rest of my life, and so does everyone else.
What does it mean if you aren’t unwell?
It means that I have to deal with this feeling for the rest of my life, and so does everyone else.
Really need to focus more
On not trying to lift the chair.
On not trying to lift the chair.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Really need to focus more
On not trying to lift the chair.
On not trying to lift the chair.
Waiting to be found.
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Waiting to be found.
Try to not make decisions while emotional
Emotions are primary motivators
Mfw.
Emotions are primary motivators
Mfw.
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Try to not make decisions while emotional
Emotions are primary motivators
Mfw.
Emotions are primary motivators
Mfw.
You don’t have the fucking resources for that.
You. Are. In. Debt.
You. Are. In. Debt.
December 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You don’t have the fucking resources for that.
You. Are. In. Debt.
You. Are. In. Debt.
I have a reputation at Walmart.
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have a reputation at Walmart.
I remember before iPhones.
December 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I remember before iPhones.
Leftist double jump power fantasy.
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Leftist double jump power fantasy.
Telling my kids the ring turns off at 9pm.
December 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Telling my kids the ring turns off at 9pm.