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RockGod
@thehoustonwade.bsky.social
A niche Internet microcelebrity. Astrophysicist/planetary scientist. One of the top Microsoft Solitaire players in the world. Yeah, you're jealous.
Conservatives identifying with the villain:
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My claim to fame is that I'm the one who got Scott dropped by every newspaper in the country.
October 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Go M's!
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@chingy.bsky.social this seat is amazing!
October 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is the happy look of a dog who just finished her last chemo appointment and is CANCER-FREE! Woohoo! I want to thank you all so much for all the support. She couldn't have done it without you!
July 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So, YouTube has arbitrarily decided that 50 charity show is all I am ever allowed to host on my channel. Please help me in yelling at them, We're supposed to raise money for No Child Hungry today for our 51st #CharityTuesday show. We've raised over $120,000 these past 4 years.
June 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The US imported more Wine from Canada than Canada imported from the US. Donald has destroyed the US ability to export.
June 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Today's word of the day:
June 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have a pic of my friend's kid driving the sweet ride
June 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I hate A.I. I hate Elon. I'm so sorry you folks have to deal with this monster in every aspect of your lives. The fact he named it "colossus" means he did the meme🤦‍♂️
June 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
June 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Looks like reddit has crashed.
June 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It appears FaceBook has locked my account because I wrote "Citizens United should be put into a wood chipper"
June 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is neat, my high school just won the state championship with a no-hitter! (There is no reason this school should have been sent to 2A, we litterally got 1st or 2nd in every team sport, both boys & girls, this year except football, which no one here cares about).
June 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I made this stupid meme in 2016 when a bunch of 2A militia douchebags took over the Malhuer Wildlife Refuge. These clowns never actually believed in ending government tyrany, they want a tyrannical government they're in control of. That's why they all took jobs with ICE and fired the park rangers.
June 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sometimes you get good news that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Fuck you, Scott Adams. My greatest joy was being the person responsible for your dumbass comic getting shitcanned from every newspaper on earth.🥳

May you all feel the joy I feel right now❤️💋🙏🤘
May 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A super easy way to prove that Cybertruck owners do not have the mandate of God: the children went unharmed.
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's been a week since my post about the port of Seattle went viral, let's see an update:

Well, Seattle has four ships in total. Two grain ships, one international container ship, and a Hawaiian cargo vessel. Vancouver, on the other hand, has everything else.
May 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All the tariffs dorks: "wE'rE gOiNg tO mAnUfaCtUrE mOrE tHiNgS hErE"

Reality: manufacturing has dropped so much that things that have previously been manufactured may just disassemble themselves at this point.
April 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The Port of Seattle is empty of international cargo vessels. It's a ghost town. The last Chinese cargo vessel docks on the West coast on the 29th, and on the east coast around May 10th. After that, Americans will truly begin to know what scarcity is like.
April 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Someday in the future people will walk a path of bricks to a memorial of some kind, and along that path, etched into every brick, will be the name of a person who died or went missing due to this administration.
April 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
April 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
April 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just some intelligence officers famous for their PTSD from being in combat...

Who is dumb enough to think folks who work intelligence don't see action? How are they to gather intelligence otherwise?
April 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He goes by both Michael Meyer and Lewis Arthur.
April 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM