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Where the joys and agonies of being a Tottenham Hotspur Fan are quietly yelled from a small, dark hut in the woods. #COYS

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Round 5 of the #UCL starts today! Take advantage of 4 #freepicks, one for each betting window over the next 2 days. Mid-week #sportsbetting at its finest!
UEFA Champions League Round 5
The second half of the 25/26 UEFA Champions League kicks off this week with a clear divide cleaving its way through the table.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My write up on a terrible #NLD! Something needs to change, but it’s way too early to be talking about #FrankOut. #COYS #THFC
Cowardly Cockerels Cave Against Aggressive Arsenal Attack
Have you ever seen The Simpsons episode where Homer and Marge tell Bart they are taking him to Disneyland, but they end up taking him to military school instead?
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November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don’t worry #THFC, looking like shite again is only a stone’s throw away. #UCL is gonna be a blood bath
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Which was Richy’s better kick:

1) His Goal
2) Eze on the ground

It’s a toss up…
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Timber…

Not the player.

That’s the sound of Tottenham’s season being cut down

🌲🪚

#coys
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When you gameplan for a 0-0 draw, you get your 🫏 handed to you. #COYS
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
No silver lining here other than the scoreline. #THFC
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So, we just plan on playing defense. Greeeeat. #COYS
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November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ok. #Spurs fans.

Name one player that is going to hammer in a goal in the #NLD.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The #NLD is less than 90 mins away! Here is some last minute reading on matchups to watch in each 1/3 of the pitch. #COYS

Click Here👇👇👇
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November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Son has given #LAFC everything he’s got. Unfortunately, he looks exhausted and done for the year.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Less than 24 hours until the North London Derby!

What’s one lineup surprise are you all hoping for?

#COYS #THFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#NLD is creeping closer with every passing minute. Feed your excitement with my analysis of this head-to-head broken down by each 1/3 of the field. #Spurs chances aren’t great, but stranger things have happened! #COYS
Clearing the Lines: Tottenham @ Arsenal – Sun. Nov. 23rd
The North London Derby.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is shortsightedness by Frank. Prices for game changing players are fluctuating quickly and it may be a gamble like this that actually changes the direction of the organization. Gotta keep and open mind and open pocketbook to bring home 🏆.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Not sure how to feel about Toney coming to the Spurs. It could be beneficial but also the seedlings of a potential nightmare. 🤔 #COYS
Journalist claims Tottenham are more likely to sign 25-year-old striker than Ivan Toney
The Daily Mail’s Matt Barlow believes that Tottenham Hotspur are more likely to sign a 25-year-old centre-forward in January than Ivan Toney. It has been...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Weekends without #sportsbetting on the #EPL are no longer a thing for like 3 months! Jump back into club play with my latest article, packed with six #freepicks, including an #NLD shocker and a #MNF🔒.

Don’t miss out...👀 it, ❤️ it, and 📤 it!
English Premier League Matchweek 12: Goals in the North London Derby; Leeds in Desperation Mode
The International Break often feels like a sun-scorched desert where club soccer fanatics wander, hopelessly searching for any trace of the life source we need to survive.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Kolo Muani flying around in his mask in the #NLD! #COYS
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November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Can’t come soon enough!
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Feel like Tel would do really good for Roma and it would probably be great for his development. Too many middle-of-the-road options up front for Frank. Probably a good idea to sell one or two in hopes to snag an actually top-flight forward somewhere down the line.
“Let Roma take him”- Tottenham to sell ‘unhappy’ forward as Serie A transfer links intensify
Tottenham forward Mathys Tel is facing an uncertain future at N17 as Serie A giants AS Roma continue to keep tabs on him.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Anyone that has ref’d any sport at any level knows the pettiness that comes along with hating certain refs.

Sending disdain towards Oliver’s way anyways…

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November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Always hoped Bissouma would pan out for some reason, but he always seemed to just fall short of expectations. Looks like his days with the #Spurs are numbered.

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November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In case you haven’t noticed, #Tottenham U21 & U18 squads contain players dripping with potential! Here are some names to remember (each with 👁️ 🍬 to keep you entertained!) #COYS
Hotspur U: Williams-Barnett and Six Academy Players Impressing in 2025
Future talent in its raw form is always exciting to evaluate.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Spurs showing some real interest in Barça’s striker with a HUGE offer on the table. Would be an awesome grab, but how likely will this get across the finish line? Im pretty skeptical…
Tottenham submit offer for Barcelona attacker Ferran Torres

https://www.eucup.com/1369394/

Tottenham Hotspur have made their move for the Barcelona attacker Ferran Torres. The 25-year-old has been linked with a move to Tottenham in the past as well. It seems that they have submitted an offer to …
Tottenham submit offer for Barcelona attacker Ferran Torres - European Football - EUCUP.COM
Tottenham Hotspur have made their move for the Barcelona attacker Ferran Torres.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Luka once again proving more than competent playing with the Big Boys! The 18-year old’s hot form continues into the International Break!

Check out my Spurs Loan Pulse to see what he’s been producing at Hamburg SV 👇👇👇

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November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM