The Honk Zone Podcast
@thehonkzone.bsky.social
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Variety podcast! We're three geese in our late 20's/early 30's and we talk about whatever's on our minds.
Doop, Missy, and a third guy
Spotify - https://bit.ly/4ftEgpX
Website - thehonkzone.com
Kofi - https://ko-fi.com/thehonkzone
Variety podcast! We're three geese in our late 20's/early 30's and we talk about whatever's on our minds.
Doop, Missy, and a third guy
Spotify - https://bit.ly/4ftEgpX
Website - thehonkzone.com
Kofi - https://ko-fi.com/thehonkzone
What up nerds, Episode 18 is UP.
Join us as we explore what if the great war was all girls and then they kiss? And more! It's a gaming extravaganza.
Available wherever u get your #podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/35FE...
Join us as we explore what if the great war was all girls and then they kiss? And more! It's a gaming extravaganza.
Available wherever u get your #podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/35FE...
April 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What up nerds, Episode 18 is UP.
Join us as we explore what if the great war was all girls and then they kiss? And more! It's a gaming extravaganza.
Available wherever u get your #podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/35FE...
Join us as we explore what if the great war was all girls and then they kiss? And more! It's a gaming extravaganza.
Available wherever u get your #podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/35FE...
Day 13 of posting bad media:
So, there's this little movie called Witchboard 2 (1993)... After the success (?) of the first movie, this one follows the exact same formula: woman buys ouija board, has drama with her boyfriend, and almost gets killed. It's a silly 90's bad movie time for sure.
So, there's this little movie called Witchboard 2 (1993)... After the success (?) of the first movie, this one follows the exact same formula: woman buys ouija board, has drama with her boyfriend, and almost gets killed. It's a silly 90's bad movie time for sure.
April 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Day 13 of posting bad media:
So, there's this little movie called Witchboard 2 (1993)... After the success (?) of the first movie, this one follows the exact same formula: woman buys ouija board, has drama with her boyfriend, and almost gets killed. It's a silly 90's bad movie time for sure.
So, there's this little movie called Witchboard 2 (1993)... After the success (?) of the first movie, this one follows the exact same formula: woman buys ouija board, has drama with her boyfriend, and almost gets killed. It's a silly 90's bad movie time for sure.
Day 12 of posting bad media every day:
So you've heard of the Borderlands movie (2024.) Did you know that it's even worse than you've heard? We watched it last night and WOW. Usually you can find a redeeming part of bad media-- an actor, the effects, whatever-- but we hated every. single. part.
So you've heard of the Borderlands movie (2024.) Did you know that it's even worse than you've heard? We watched it last night and WOW. Usually you can find a redeeming part of bad media-- an actor, the effects, whatever-- but we hated every. single. part.
March 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Day 12 of posting bad media every day:
So you've heard of the Borderlands movie (2024.) Did you know that it's even worse than you've heard? We watched it last night and WOW. Usually you can find a redeeming part of bad media-- an actor, the effects, whatever-- but we hated every. single. part.
So you've heard of the Borderlands movie (2024.) Did you know that it's even worse than you've heard? We watched it last night and WOW. Usually you can find a redeeming part of bad media-- an actor, the effects, whatever-- but we hated every. single. part.
Day 11 of posting bad media every day:
This one is hot off the presses, folks! Last night we watched "Night on the Galactic Railroad" (1985). This was a real weird movie.
So, there's two cats. They're on a train that's a metaphor for death, and there's a LOT of Christian imagery. Like TOO MUCH.
This one is hot off the presses, folks! Last night we watched "Night on the Galactic Railroad" (1985). This was a real weird movie.
So, there's two cats. They're on a train that's a metaphor for death, and there's a LOT of Christian imagery. Like TOO MUCH.
March 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Day 11 of posting bad media every day:
This one is hot off the presses, folks! Last night we watched "Night on the Galactic Railroad" (1985). This was a real weird movie.
So, there's two cats. They're on a train that's a metaphor for death, and there's a LOT of Christian imagery. Like TOO MUCH.
This one is hot off the presses, folks! Last night we watched "Night on the Galactic Railroad" (1985). This was a real weird movie.
So, there's two cats. They're on a train that's a metaphor for death, and there's a LOT of Christian imagery. Like TOO MUCH.
Day 10 (!!) of posting bad media every day:
Hey, have you ever heard of 1982's "Q: The Winged Serpent"? Well neither had we until we trawled Amazon's vast reserves of bad movies. But, to be fair, anything with David Carradine in it is sure to be gold.
Quetzalcoatl attacks New York! Crimes ensue!
Hey, have you ever heard of 1982's "Q: The Winged Serpent"? Well neither had we until we trawled Amazon's vast reserves of bad movies. But, to be fair, anything with David Carradine in it is sure to be gold.
Quetzalcoatl attacks New York! Crimes ensue!
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Day 10 (!!) of posting bad media every day:
Hey, have you ever heard of 1982's "Q: The Winged Serpent"? Well neither had we until we trawled Amazon's vast reserves of bad movies. But, to be fair, anything with David Carradine in it is sure to be gold.
Quetzalcoatl attacks New York! Crimes ensue!
Hey, have you ever heard of 1982's "Q: The Winged Serpent"? Well neither had we until we trawled Amazon's vast reserves of bad movies. But, to be fair, anything with David Carradine in it is sure to be gold.
Quetzalcoatl attacks New York! Crimes ensue!
Day 9 of posting bad media every day:
In a world where it doesn't cost $200,000 to $500,000 to launch a helicopter, Los Angeles has heliCops. Don't worry, they mostly spend their time hovering outside of apartment buildings peeping on naked women. Or getting in trouble with the chief. Or crashing.
In a world where it doesn't cost $200,000 to $500,000 to launch a helicopter, Los Angeles has heliCops. Don't worry, they mostly spend their time hovering outside of apartment buildings peeping on naked women. Or getting in trouble with the chief. Or crashing.
March 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Day 9 of posting bad media every day:
In a world where it doesn't cost $200,000 to $500,000 to launch a helicopter, Los Angeles has heliCops. Don't worry, they mostly spend their time hovering outside of apartment buildings peeping on naked women. Or getting in trouble with the chief. Or crashing.
In a world where it doesn't cost $200,000 to $500,000 to launch a helicopter, Los Angeles has heliCops. Don't worry, they mostly spend their time hovering outside of apartment buildings peeping on naked women. Or getting in trouble with the chief. Or crashing.
Day 8 of sharing bad media every day:
We can all agree that Cloud Atlas (2012) is bad, right? As a child I loved it, as an adult I think it's a bad take on a bad book.
The idea is-- the same person has lived out multiple lives throughout the centuries and millennia. However it's just kinda a mess
We can all agree that Cloud Atlas (2012) is bad, right? As a child I loved it, as an adult I think it's a bad take on a bad book.
The idea is-- the same person has lived out multiple lives throughout the centuries and millennia. However it's just kinda a mess
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Day 8 of sharing bad media every day:
We can all agree that Cloud Atlas (2012) is bad, right? As a child I loved it, as an adult I think it's a bad take on a bad book.
The idea is-- the same person has lived out multiple lives throughout the centuries and millennia. However it's just kinda a mess
We can all agree that Cloud Atlas (2012) is bad, right? As a child I loved it, as an adult I think it's a bad take on a bad book.
The idea is-- the same person has lived out multiple lives throughout the centuries and millennia. However it's just kinda a mess
Day 7 of sharing bad media every day:
Witchboard (1986) is a classic in our friend group. Prepare yourself for 1 and a half hours of a woman convulsing because the luigi board she's using is EVIL. Everyone insists on calling it a "witchboard," even though that's not what a weggy board is named.
Witchboard (1986) is a classic in our friend group. Prepare yourself for 1 and a half hours of a woman convulsing because the luigi board she's using is EVIL. Everyone insists on calling it a "witchboard," even though that's not what a weggy board is named.
March 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Day 7 of sharing bad media every day:
Witchboard (1986) is a classic in our friend group. Prepare yourself for 1 and a half hours of a woman convulsing because the luigi board she's using is EVIL. Everyone insists on calling it a "witchboard," even though that's not what a weggy board is named.
Witchboard (1986) is a classic in our friend group. Prepare yourself for 1 and a half hours of a woman convulsing because the luigi board she's using is EVIL. Everyone insists on calling it a "witchboard," even though that's not what a weggy board is named.
Day 6 of sharing bad media every day:
Scales: Mermaids are Real is the weirdest 2000's kids' movie made in... 2017!?
It's got everything: a tone-death mechanic of "half-breeds" and "purebloods," and a werewolves vs. vampires situation with "the Hunters" (men.)
It's like Twilight but worse!
Scales: Mermaids are Real is the weirdest 2000's kids' movie made in... 2017!?
It's got everything: a tone-death mechanic of "half-breeds" and "purebloods," and a werewolves vs. vampires situation with "the Hunters" (men.)
It's like Twilight but worse!
March 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Day 6 of sharing bad media every day:
Scales: Mermaids are Real is the weirdest 2000's kids' movie made in... 2017!?
It's got everything: a tone-death mechanic of "half-breeds" and "purebloods," and a werewolves vs. vampires situation with "the Hunters" (men.)
It's like Twilight but worse!
Scales: Mermaids are Real is the weirdest 2000's kids' movie made in... 2017!?
It's got everything: a tone-death mechanic of "half-breeds" and "purebloods," and a werewolves vs. vampires situation with "the Hunters" (men.)
It's like Twilight but worse!
Day 5 of sharing bad media every day:
Now when I say that "Brother Bear: the Video Game" is bad, I mean BAD. It was short, it barely covered the movie's events, and it felt a bit like an afterthought.
But hey, the Chicagoan little kid voicing Koda is ADORABLE. He's doing his best and he nails it!
Now when I say that "Brother Bear: the Video Game" is bad, I mean BAD. It was short, it barely covered the movie's events, and it felt a bit like an afterthought.
But hey, the Chicagoan little kid voicing Koda is ADORABLE. He's doing his best and he nails it!
March 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Day 5 of sharing bad media every day:
Now when I say that "Brother Bear: the Video Game" is bad, I mean BAD. It was short, it barely covered the movie's events, and it felt a bit like an afterthought.
But hey, the Chicagoan little kid voicing Koda is ADORABLE. He's doing his best and he nails it!
Now when I say that "Brother Bear: the Video Game" is bad, I mean BAD. It was short, it barely covered the movie's events, and it felt a bit like an afterthought.
But hey, the Chicagoan little kid voicing Koda is ADORABLE. He's doing his best and he nails it!
Day 4 of sharing bad media every day:
Ever heard of the 1986 My Little Pony movie where giant purple goo eats the town and turns ponies into assholes? Well, now you have.
Affectionately referred to as "MLP '86" in our friend group, this movie is HAUNTING. There's a tentacle monster and everything!
Ever heard of the 1986 My Little Pony movie where giant purple goo eats the town and turns ponies into assholes? Well, now you have.
Affectionately referred to as "MLP '86" in our friend group, this movie is HAUNTING. There's a tentacle monster and everything!
March 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Day 4 of sharing bad media every day:
Ever heard of the 1986 My Little Pony movie where giant purple goo eats the town and turns ponies into assholes? Well, now you have.
Affectionately referred to as "MLP '86" in our friend group, this movie is HAUNTING. There's a tentacle monster and everything!
Ever heard of the 1986 My Little Pony movie where giant purple goo eats the town and turns ponies into assholes? Well, now you have.
Affectionately referred to as "MLP '86" in our friend group, this movie is HAUNTING. There's a tentacle monster and everything!
Day 3 of sharing bad media every day:
We've all heard of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum." But have you played it? You absolutely should. There's creeping and crawling, snarling and moaning. There's a really bad Gollum voice actor going for broke vs. an even worse Gandalf.
It. Is. Fantastic.
We've all heard of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum." But have you played it? You absolutely should. There's creeping and crawling, snarling and moaning. There's a really bad Gollum voice actor going for broke vs. an even worse Gandalf.
It. Is. Fantastic.
March 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Day 3 of sharing bad media every day:
We've all heard of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum." But have you played it? You absolutely should. There's creeping and crawling, snarling and moaning. There's a really bad Gollum voice actor going for broke vs. an even worse Gandalf.
It. Is. Fantastic.
We've all heard of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum." But have you played it? You absolutely should. There's creeping and crawling, snarling and moaning. There's a really bad Gollum voice actor going for broke vs. an even worse Gandalf.
It. Is. Fantastic.
Day 2 of sharing a piece of bad media every day:
Deadly Premonition (2010) is famous among our friend group. It's draining, it's horrible to play, and it drags on...
However, it's silly and wonderful too.
It's LITERALLY, ACTUALLY "Twin Peaks but a Japanese man wanted to do his own take on it."
Deadly Premonition (2010) is famous among our friend group. It's draining, it's horrible to play, and it drags on...
However, it's silly and wonderful too.
It's LITERALLY, ACTUALLY "Twin Peaks but a Japanese man wanted to do his own take on it."
March 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Day 2 of sharing a piece of bad media every day:
Deadly Premonition (2010) is famous among our friend group. It's draining, it's horrible to play, and it drags on...
However, it's silly and wonderful too.
It's LITERALLY, ACTUALLY "Twin Peaks but a Japanese man wanted to do his own take on it."
Deadly Premonition (2010) is famous among our friend group. It's draining, it's horrible to play, and it drags on...
However, it's silly and wonderful too.
It's LITERALLY, ACTUALLY "Twin Peaks but a Japanese man wanted to do his own take on it."
Starting a new series where I post a piece of bad media every day!
Day 1: 2000's "Bear With Me" is a classic of the time. The story of a kid who found a bear in her backyard and then went on to protest logging. Because environment/animal rights was a hallmark of 2000s kid's media... for some reason
Day 1: 2000's "Bear With Me" is a classic of the time. The story of a kid who found a bear in her backyard and then went on to protest logging. Because environment/animal rights was a hallmark of 2000s kid's media... for some reason
March 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Starting a new series where I post a piece of bad media every day!
Day 1: 2000's "Bear With Me" is a classic of the time. The story of a kid who found a bear in her backyard and then went on to protest logging. Because environment/animal rights was a hallmark of 2000s kid's media... for some reason
Day 1: 2000's "Bear With Me" is a classic of the time. The story of a kid who found a bear in her backyard and then went on to protest logging. Because environment/animal rights was a hallmark of 2000s kid's media... for some reason
Episode 13 is now live!
Don't you want to know who our Doggo of the Day is? I'll give you a hint: he's the pup in the picture! In this episode: the legalities of New York catnapping, DnD: the Bible edition, and what is "quality TV" and why is it 2024's Irish Wish?
bit.ly/3Fwmy8R
Don't you want to know who our Doggo of the Day is? I'll give you a hint: he's the pup in the picture! In this episode: the legalities of New York catnapping, DnD: the Bible edition, and what is "quality TV" and why is it 2024's Irish Wish?
bit.ly/3Fwmy8R
March 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Episode 13 is now live!
Don't you want to know who our Doggo of the Day is? I'll give you a hint: he's the pup in the picture! In this episode: the legalities of New York catnapping, DnD: the Bible edition, and what is "quality TV" and why is it 2024's Irish Wish?
bit.ly/3Fwmy8R
Don't you want to know who our Doggo of the Day is? I'll give you a hint: he's the pup in the picture! In this episode: the legalities of New York catnapping, DnD: the Bible edition, and what is "quality TV" and why is it 2024's Irish Wish?
bit.ly/3Fwmy8R
Went mushroom hunting yesterday... look at this amazing chonky guy I found! That stem is THICK! The one mushroom I know of with a super thick stem is called "Satan's Bolete," but this isn't that! #fungifriends
Speaking of chonky, here's my parent's cats! They're practically melting in the sun.
- M
Speaking of chonky, here's my parent's cats! They're practically melting in the sun.
- M
March 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Went mushroom hunting yesterday... look at this amazing chonky guy I found! That stem is THICK! The one mushroom I know of with a super thick stem is called "Satan's Bolete," but this isn't that! #fungifriends
Speaking of chonky, here's my parent's cats! They're practically melting in the sun.
- M
Speaking of chonky, here's my parent's cats! They're practically melting in the sun.
- M
Ferocious babyyy
February 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ferocious babyyy
She ended us with her tricks, fancy (crossed paws, very elegany, very fancy), and shy (cover face)
February 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
She ended us with her tricks, fancy (crossed paws, very elegany, very fancy), and shy (cover face)
She would snuggle with me 🥺🥺 i definitely did not mind having a personal heatpad the middle of winter. She smelled like oak.
February 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
She would snuggle with me 🥺🥺 i definitely did not mind having a personal heatpad the middle of winter. She smelled like oak.
