Do you suppose Pete Hegseth had to license the whole Sgt. Slaughter WWE persona he's currently cosplaying as from Linda McMahon? I wonder what it cost him...

Dept of Education caught altering their federal employees Out of Office email replies to include language blaming Dems for the shutdown. Someone needs to throw Linda McMahon off the top of a steel cage, or at least whack her with a folding chair.

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

In case anyone had any illusions, this is why we would send our military to Nigeria. Remember: when we're talking about Republicans, there is always, always an angle.

Now, I know what you're going to say: making fun of people who are clearly mentally deficient is sort of punching down, but I mean... WOW.

The Kennedy family lobotomized the wrong one.

We need to be sure to remember MAGA politicians like Joni Ernst, so that they don't get to just ride off into the sunset after the f**king mess they've made.

www.cnn.com/2025/08/29/p...

Prediction: RFK, Jr announces within the next 2 months that iodized table salt gives your children HPV. You heard it here first.