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Do you know what language Feliz Navidad is?
6yo: Christmas!
6yo: Christmas!
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Do you know what language Feliz Navidad is?
6yo: Christmas!
6yo: Christmas!
My 6yo started Sign Language club this week. He’s had one class. Today he signed ‘stop talking’ to me. Twice.
October 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My 6yo started Sign Language club this week. He’s had one class. Today he signed ‘stop talking’ to me. Twice.
‘I can’t have Oreos at night because you can’t have sugar at night…unless it’s dessert.’
According to my 5 yr old who eats Oreos before bed every night they’re available.
According to my 5 yr old who eats Oreos before bed every night they’re available.
August 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
‘I can’t have Oreos at night because you can’t have sugar at night…unless it’s dessert.’
According to my 5 yr old who eats Oreos before bed every night they’re available.
According to my 5 yr old who eats Oreos before bed every night they’re available.
*playing Battletoads with Dad*
Dad: Oh, we both died
5yo: We didn’t die. We’re toads, we croaked.
Dad: Oh, we both died
5yo: We didn’t die. We’re toads, we croaked.
February 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
*playing Battletoads with Dad*
Dad: Oh, we both died
5yo: We didn’t die. We’re toads, we croaked.
Dad: Oh, we both died
5yo: We didn’t die. We’re toads, we croaked.
5yo: What are we doing tomorrow?
Me: *explain what we’re doing* …and then we can do whatever you want.
5yo: Go to the beach!
The beach?
5yo: Yeah, you said whatever I want.
Me: *explain what we’re doing* …and then we can do whatever you want.
5yo: Go to the beach!
The beach?
5yo: Yeah, you said whatever I want.
February 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
5yo: What are we doing tomorrow?
Me: *explain what we’re doing* …and then we can do whatever you want.
5yo: Go to the beach!
The beach?
5yo: Yeah, you said whatever I want.
Me: *explain what we’re doing* …and then we can do whatever you want.
5yo: Go to the beach!
The beach?
5yo: Yeah, you said whatever I want.
‘Mom can I get some more refried beans? Aaannd I’m going to go poop.’ - 5yo
January 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
‘Mom can I get some more refried beans? Aaannd I’m going to go poop.’ - 5yo
*singing*
‘…like cheese of sannnndd’
- what my 5yo thinks the lyrics to ‘Bloody Mary’ are
‘…like cheese of sannnndd’
- what my 5yo thinks the lyrics to ‘Bloody Mary’ are
January 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
*singing*
‘…like cheese of sannnndd’
- what my 5yo thinks the lyrics to ‘Bloody Mary’ are
‘…like cheese of sannnndd’
- what my 5yo thinks the lyrics to ‘Bloody Mary’ are
Are you talking to yourself?
5yo: No, I’m talking to the Legos.
5yo: No, I’m talking to the Legos.
January 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Are you talking to yourself?
5yo: No, I’m talking to the Legos.
5yo: No, I’m talking to the Legos.
Today my 5yo got mad at me because:
I told him he was having regular ravioli instead of pasta ravioli.
I told him he was having regular ravioli instead of pasta ravioli.
January 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Today my 5yo got mad at me because:
I told him he was having regular ravioli instead of pasta ravioli.
I told him he was having regular ravioli instead of pasta ravioli.
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January 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Karma.
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The update casts further uncertainty over whether he'll play in 2025.
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The update casts further uncertainty over whether he'll play in 2025.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/605...
January 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Karma.