Good business idea: travel-sized ranch so you can take it on airplanes.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Good business idea: travel-sized ranch so you can take it on airplanes.
"I'm going to let the man with the dog pass so he doesn't get scared of me."
-My wife, in the middle of composing a song and dance routine about going to get blood drawn
-My wife, in the middle of composing a song and dance routine about going to get blood drawn
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I'm going to let the man with the dog pass so he doesn't get scared of me."
-My wife, in the middle of composing a song and dance routine about going to get blood drawn
-My wife, in the middle of composing a song and dance routine about going to get blood drawn
My most old and white take is liking Sultans of Swing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My most old and white take is liking Sultans of Swing.
Here we go again.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Here we go again.
With the mayoral race being called, will someone who runs the account for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social please tell him I said to go fuck himself?
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
With the mayoral race being called, will someone who runs the account for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social please tell him I said to go fuck himself?
One team wins, 28 teams lose. Also there are the Rockies.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
One team wins, 28 teams lose. Also there are the Rockies.
New stage of adulting reached: I have rehired someone who punched me in the face.
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
New stage of adulting reached: I have rehired someone who punched me in the face.
On Brand with Jimmy Fallon is my "Oh, this is the bad place!" moment.
October 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
On Brand with Jimmy Fallon is my "Oh, this is the bad place!" moment.
I have officially reached the "Locked my car but left the windows open" stage of life.
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I have officially reached the "Locked my car but left the windows open" stage of life.
Am important part of making a traditional Italian tomato sauce is putting whole sprigs of fresh herbs into your wok.
September 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Am important part of making a traditional Italian tomato sauce is putting whole sprigs of fresh herbs into your wok.
Coldplay are the sound of four perfectly nice-seeming young men not really trying
September 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Coldplay are the sound of four perfectly nice-seeming young men not really trying
More graffiti artists should do their work with me in mind.
September 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
More graffiti artists should do their work with me in mind.
I turned on NPR just in time for the host of Left, Right and Center to say, "Coming up, we'll discuss which side is winning America's culture wars." Has there ever been worse journalism done than that? You couldn't have a less important conversation if you tried.
August 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I turned on NPR just in time for the host of Left, Right and Center to say, "Coming up, we'll discuss which side is winning America's culture wars." Has there ever been worse journalism done than that? You couldn't have a less important conversation if you tried.
Anyone who says they don't write lyrics like they used to has never heard Craig Finn announce "Listen to the back of the theater, I think they really love one another."
August 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Anyone who says they don't write lyrics like they used to has never heard Craig Finn announce "Listen to the back of the theater, I think they really love one another."
Hell yeah. I will throw money at Robert Pollard forever.
July 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hell yeah. I will throw money at Robert Pollard forever.
The thing about AI is that they're not intelligent. They simply predict what the most likely word to come next is based on reading the entire internet. If you don't understand how this can be problematic, then hi Elon! Welcome to bluesky!
July 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The thing about AI is that they're not intelligent. They simply predict what the most likely word to come next is based on reading the entire internet. If you don't understand how this can be problematic, then hi Elon! Welcome to bluesky!
Making a playlist called Songs To Do Trucker Speed To that's just 'Ace of Spades' 20 times in a row.
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Making a playlist called Songs To Do Trucker Speed To that's just 'Ace of Spades' 20 times in a row.
Well, that's done. Time to not think of the pope again until JD Vance kills him.
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well, that's done. Time to not think of the pope again until JD Vance kills him.
Waiting for the new pope to emerge from his cocoon does not make for interesting radio.
May 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Waiting for the new pope to emerge from his cocoon does not make for interesting radio.
South Park - Rod Stewart poops his pants
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May 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Mlbtv servers (artist's rendition).
March 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mlbtv servers (artist's rendition).
"No one knows how people are added to group chats," Waltz said. "Scientists are baffled by it."
March 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"No one knows how people are added to group chats," Waltz said. "Scientists are baffled by it."
This has to be the floor. These people should not be in charge of anything more complicated than velcro.
March 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This has to be the floor. These people should not be in charge of anything more complicated than velcro.
Remember, kids, you can't spell 'fight' without 'Chuck Schumer'. Wait.
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Remember, kids, you can't spell 'fight' without 'Chuck Schumer'. Wait.
Seems kinda harsh to just set him adrift, but those last 2 games were pretty rough.
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Seems kinda harsh to just set him adrift, but those last 2 games were pretty rough.