Lizzie
@thehogwartsdropout.bsky.social
Software Quality Analyst and an introverted book-reading caffeine addict with a brown thumb. I might be weird.
Bruh, where is the mailman with my video game? 😫
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bruh, where is the mailman with my video game? 😫
My watch told me that my activity over the last week has been higher than usual and I’m pretty sure it’s because I keep getting caught up doing random stuff around the house and OD’ing on chores…
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My watch told me that my activity over the last week has been higher than usual and I’m pretty sure it’s because I keep getting caught up doing random stuff around the house and OD’ing on chores…
I gotta stop doing side quests on my lunch break. I wore myself out with chores.
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I gotta stop doing side quests on my lunch break. I wore myself out with chores.
It’s days like this when I forget to take meat out the freezer before logging on for work that I’m grateful to WFH.
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It’s days like this when I forget to take meat out the freezer before logging on for work that I’m grateful to WFH.
Recently finished reading the Bible… back in Genesis tonight.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Recently finished reading the Bible… back in Genesis tonight.
Stores are having sales I don’t need to know about… I’m just trying to stack my money and prepare for what this economy might do.
October 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stores are having sales I don’t need to know about… I’m just trying to stack my money and prepare for what this economy might do.
Is it just me or is it cold outside when it’s below 80?
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is it just me or is it cold outside when it’s below 80?
Whew, good and full. My belly hangeth over.
September 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whew, good and full. My belly hangeth over.
I’m thinking pancakes and sea salt caramel ice cream for breakfast…
September 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’m thinking pancakes and sea salt caramel ice cream for breakfast…
My daughter’s been hanging out with her grandparents too much because whyyy does she have the TV turned up so loud? 😂
May 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My daughter’s been hanging out with her grandparents too much because whyyy does she have the TV turned up so loud? 😂
What’s with some of the silent ads on YouTube? Got me sitting here thinking my AirPods died or sumn.
May 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What’s with some of the silent ads on YouTube? Got me sitting here thinking my AirPods died or sumn.
This garlic herb French bread I keep buying is gonna be the reason I gain weight 😭
May 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This garlic herb French bread I keep buying is gonna be the reason I gain weight 😭
The way my brain works is crazy. I just saw a notification pop up on my phone that there was a 6.2 magnitude earthquake in Istanbul and I’m sitting here like, “Dr. Skinner’s grandma lives there. I hope she’s doing okay.” Then after I said it I realized I was talking about that cartoon Lazarus. 😂 🤦🏽♀️
April 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The way my brain works is crazy. I just saw a notification pop up on my phone that there was a 6.2 magnitude earthquake in Istanbul and I’m sitting here like, “Dr. Skinner’s grandma lives there. I hope she’s doing okay.” Then after I said it I realized I was talking about that cartoon Lazarus. 😂 🤦🏽♀️
I know the blueberries from Peru when I see them in the grocery store. They’re HUGE.
April 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I know the blueberries from Peru when I see them in the grocery store. They’re HUGE.
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tired of being in my head about everything.
March 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
tired of being in my head about everything.
I need somebody to explain why their dirty Ralph Lauren drawers are in the street almost in front of my house.
March 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I need somebody to explain why their dirty Ralph Lauren drawers are in the street almost in front of my house.
I let my dog Leo pick the route today. That boy really had me out there walking almost my whole lunch break lol.
March 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I let my dog Leo pick the route today. That boy really had me out there walking almost my whole lunch break lol.
It’s about to be 1:30 but I thought it was 1:30 an hour ago.
March 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s about to be 1:30 but I thought it was 1:30 an hour ago.
You ever been jamming in your car and have ppl looking at you when you hop out? I must’ve been singing loud af lol.
March 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You ever been jamming in your car and have ppl looking at you when you hop out? I must’ve been singing loud af lol.
Opened a pack of fruit snacks…
a man standing on a beach with the words and it was all yellow written below him .
Alt: Coldplay - Yellow. A man standing on a beach with the words and it was all yellow written below him.
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March 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Opened a pack of fruit snacks…
I know the environment did not just go down again while I’m in the middle of testing smh now I gotta start over.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I know the environment did not just go down again while I’m in the middle of testing smh now I gotta start over.
Cava is okayyy but I still miss Zoe’s Kitchen after all these years.
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cava is okayyy but I still miss Zoe’s Kitchen after all these years.
Pollen, don’t do me like this.
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Pollen, don’t do me like this.
Just went to my barber for the first time in a year for a shape up and this man started talmbout how I “divorced” him 😂
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just went to my barber for the first time in a year for a shape up and this man started talmbout how I “divorced” him 😂